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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 0:55:05 GMT
All of the roasts will be posted in this thread. Player names have been anonymised (although the roasts haven't, so some might be obvious). You will need to rank each player according to how good you think their set of roasts were.
Please send in your rankings individually (DM the mods or post them somewhere here) but you're welcome to discuss this with the other judges as much as you want beforehand.
If you feel that a roast needs context, you can ask the roasted moderator(s) to provide a sentence explaining the context.
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:07:54 GMT
Player A Roast #1
ALRIGHT It's time for.... Wait... that pic needs updating![]() I can't believe you're using something different from the forum! Here's a beautiful one I found in my back catalogue, just for you, Pine:  Damn, aren't they precious?
*** Roast #2
I really wanted to make fun of Silver for being a furry. But you know what? Furries are pretty cool. It would be a bit rude to the furries if I were to group Silver in with em, ya know?
*** Roast 3
Part 2 
I want to respect what you have to say, Pine, but I’ve seen you argue politics. You’re quite passionate but sadly, much like Bernie Sanders, you’re a loud, older, white dude with a lot to say but no power to do anything about it.
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:08:39 GMT
Player B 1) I would spend time making a roast for y'all if y'all actually spent time making challenges that didn't exclusively riff off spam posting for these last rounds, but my fingers hurt too much to expend that energy right now. 2) Hey Pine, let me level with you. If it would take an amateur coder less than five hours to code a bot that spoke just like you in games, maybe you should consider getting a thesaurus. Though, I'm not sure either of you would pass the Turing Test. 3) Meme, the only ship your a Captain of, is the sinking ship of any alliance that makes the mistake of thinking, "Hey, Meme would be a great, stable, consistent, ally!" |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:09:07 GMT
Player C Meme is known as the King of Ties, since no one pulls off and plans to ridiculous tied votes quite like he does. But you'd think someone who was so good at planning would actually be able to plan a tie that doesn't send him out of the game and he could actually win one.Silver has been in the game as a mod for a long long... loooong time, and he has been part of quite a few iconic games under his belt. And it shows. A posting challenge with individual colours and formatting, and name your tribe as tribal bonding in 2021? Truly relics of the past where we thought they'd stay.And last, but certainly not least, we have Pine. Pine is all very new to how LSGs work and we're very proud of him for his work so far. But I think if you look at his game performance so far, like someone else made of wood, we're going to be waiting a very long time before he ever becomes a real boy |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:09:36 GMT
Player D 1. you mods like to pretend you're close, but all you make up is one freak show wack ass addams family. this game might be your bastard child brain baby but when it comes to actual modding you're all absentee. 2. can you even call this a social game? look at this dead ass inactive fucked up line up. your shit is so broken and bare you could barely even get enough people to sign up. 3. you like to pretend this game is messy because you're putting in a lot of twists. but i don't see anything unique past the start, it's like you're crossing off a back to the basics bucket list. but it's not like the mods are unfamiliar with being unoriginal. with challenges this failed, washed up, and basic even your copycatting is shitty and sub-par. |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:10:07 GMT
Player E A roast, eh? I mean, I'd prefer a battle of wits, CaptainMeme, but you appear to be unarmed. Silverclaw, I'm not sure what you hoped to accomplish by changing your username. Does Silverclaw mean "totally not obnoxious" in some obscure language I've never heard of? Pine: Discussion mod, LSG mod, father, husband, mafia player, grown adult man... is there ANYTHING he can do? |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:10:46 GMT
Player F <Did not submit, ranked last automatically> |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:11:12 GMT
Player G Pine has a really cute kid, as I'm sure you know. Pinecone is just adorable, such a sap! I guess the saying really is true, the Pinecone doesn't fall far from the tree! You were all part of the Spam challenge, so you know where Silverclaw is hiding if ever he disappears for 20 minutes. He's just trying to find the hidden picture, he swears! Memes are weaponized nowadays, and we're pretty lucky to have a Captain among us! I mean, how long must one be a memer to get promoted to Captain? What meme battles has he been in to earn that title? Well I found his memitary records and it's all falsified! He was ejected as a Private Memer but made this all up so his family wouldn't know. |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:11:38 GMT
Player H "the mods must of been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen." "the mods are the living embodiment of a participation award" "when I see the mods faces, theres nothing I would change, expect the direction they are walking in" |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:12:01 GMT
Player I Silverclaw, it takes a lot of chutzpah to make such a big change after such a long time and I think it's really great that you set your image on your own terms with a new account and avatar. Who knew the lizard person inside Mitch McConnell's skinsuit could be so endearing? If I'm not mistaken Pine has a little Pinecone, and I don't want take a cheap shot at a new father so I say this from the heart. Before you know it that kid will go from toddler tantrums to troubled teen and Survivor will be the farthest thing from your mind. At least until you take some time for yourself, maybe turn on the Hamilton soundtrack to jam out for a while, and reminisce about Jake Peralta throwing away the only real shot you'll ever get. CaptainMeme, please take a break from tossing barrels at Super Mario and pay attention. It says a lot that Meme named himself after internet slang based on being memorable. Not many people could get away with that, but I know we'll always remember you as Fluminator's sidekick. |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:12:38 GMT
Player J You know I wanted to burn Pine, but it seems like the sun did it for me. He looks like an algorithm generated his picture using the phrase "befuddled leprechaun." Silverclaw has been on this site for over 10 years and is still waiting for that mustache to grow in. He's your friend you invite to parties because you feel bad, just to have him spend the whole time talking about the lore in his pathfinder campaign ( again). CaptainMeme is a man about as interesting as his art. His biggest accomplishments include 3rd place in a tournament for a board game no one cares about and being the former speedrun WR holder for a game no one has heard of. If you want to listen to 3 hours of someone sounding like they are trying to swallow their own tongue, be sure to check out his latest youtube video. |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:13:05 GMT
Player K Supervisor Silverclaw, while it is clear you could not afford gold claws, the shameless acceptance of your middle-class status is admirable. Architect Pine, I expect that your building designs are better thought out than your face. Helmets are for heads, not noses. Captain Meme, I would roast you too, but I would think you have suffered enough after Haschel's daughter's review of your pony, Snapplebapple. |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:13:39 GMT
Player L Silverclaw:
I went in the thread that you said was not a furry dump and it was a furry dump and I felt violated. I'm bit unsure if this is a roast or not but just wanted to let you know that.
Anyways there are no mediocre quality confusing anime images in this spoiler Pine: You're not good at mod WIFOM hahhah roasted hh hh h hh ahh  ummmm, so are those people who haven't logged on since january 15th returning to the game or what? Meme:
If you were an undirected graph G, each of your subgraphs would have has a vertex of degree at most a, that is, some vertex in each subgraph would touch a or fewer of the subgraph's edges. This would make you a-degenerate. |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:14:05 GMT
Player M <Did not submit, automatically ranked last> |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 26, 2021 1:14:29 GMT
Player N We all call him "Pine" because that's his MS username. His wife calls him Pine 'cause he has a needle dick. *** Silverclaw is a furry, and his fursona is a wolf. Based on his posts in the Relationships thread, his fursona is specifically a lone wolf. *** Is roasting CaptainMeme a good idea? If heat goes anywhere near his face we're going to have a grease fire on our hands. |
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ummmm, so are those people who haven't logged on since january 15th returning to the game or what?