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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 1:03:17 GMT
aahhahaha fuck my game is RUEENED
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 1:04:06 GMT
ALSO FOOD ISNT THE FIRST TRIBE FULLY ELIMINATED
FUCK YES I DID PINEAPPLE GUMMY BEAR AND BEEF JERKY PROUD
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 1:16:40 GMT
DAYUM t/h big mad about how that tribal went down. i told him i was paranoid and took the idol cos i didnt wanna get out in 7th or some shit and he was like "AVOCADO YOU STUPID FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT AAAA IMA GET FIFTH PLACE NOW" like chill man i spent 43 odd days here im just happy to still be alive lol. normally id go out as merge boot or some dumb shit but im still living by the skin a my teeth every round
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 1:26:31 GMT
tbh this game has been kinda like. idk. it feels like ive never had the same opportunities as the other players i guess? cleric and dark rey literally admitted that they didnt trust me when i came into the shipwreck cos snow leopard told them i lied to and betrayed her. well guess what? she added me to an alliance i wasnt comfortable in and didnt ask for as the clear fourth in line there WHILE ALSO THROWING ME UNDER THE BUS TO MY TWO CLOSEST ALLIES. i didnt even want to be in that shit but i couldnt tell her no cos she was tryna set up my boot down the line
then after that cos im tryna hang out with the person i love talking to the most in this game and my best ally ever i get called out for being in a duo by Dave Thomas, Forgettable Merge Boot Gimmick and being in control which of course alienates people from me and makes it obvious that bard is my closest ally and i cant do shit cos im his sidekick who sucks at challenges. and on top of that i get a reputation for doing anything it takes to get targets off a me cos i go outta my way to help my friends in a funny vote that doesnt even go through. great. excellent actually. and bees f*** hates my guts and never gives me a chance after the ranger vote and ALWAYS THROWS ME UNDER THE BUS no matter what i fucking say to him or try to work with him which is even more frustrating.
and then the round after i get an idol and bonobo goes out instead of bees when i REALLY FUCKEN WANTED BEES TO GO HOME COS HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME. sorry bees if youre reading this postgame but youve been really frustrating to deal with since you never gave me the time a day and then after you didnt get the idol you tried to play the pity trick and say 'well maybe i wouldnt have leaked that you had the idol if you had let me have it' WHICH DOESNT EXACTLY INSPIRE CONFIDENCE IN ME.
back to the game after i get bonobo out things are chill even if droids is gone and i can really only count on like. 3-4 people at most to stick with me. but then the returnees pull out two mf advantages in this bih and fuck over my best friend in this game while i was already forced to target one a my best friends cos i woulda gone otherwise. my literal best friend out here got screwed over cos he wanted to help save me and im f***cking all a this shit up too
then we have the previous round where we had a chance to turn this shit back up. even past bees not bein someone trustworthy to me i still had to try to go along with hare's scheme instead a just piling the shit on rey like the easiest plan would a been. and since my closest ally got blindsided and it turned out EVERYONE was throwin me under the bus i got f***ed six ways to sunday on top a that and my SECOND CLOSEST ALLY IN A ROW IN MAGGIE GOT FUCKED OVER by the idols too!!! i used the idol on myself when the correct play would be to use it on her and now we are supremely fucked
and on top a that now im the biggest target with zero chance at winning and my new best ally hates me cos i fucked up the last round. idk its hard to not be defeatist but im feeling burnt out. not in the sense that i dont wanna dm people anymore but just because ive gone through so much shit and even if i do make the end by some miracle im gonna get trashed by the jury
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 1:27:00 GMT
sorry for rambling but its hard to not lose that self esteem and shit when im playin this game. makes me feel like the six weeks ive spent here have been for naught
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 1:28:15 GMT
i guess the only thing left to do is ride this shit out as best i can and pick the winner that i feel deserves it? aaaaaaaaaa fuck im fucked and screwed six ways to sunday i dont even know. i wanted to get BEES last round
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Post by Can Opener on Feb 22, 2021 1:28:56 GMT
Did you have reason to think that Maggie would be the one targeted?
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 1:32:49 GMT
yep. she was the one that was being pushed by them and t/h for most of the round to get the target on her in the first place i think (also she was the number one threat to win it all cos shes great socially and had the whole jury rootin for her). t/h tried to push it as being between him and maggie before bees leaked everything so i was 70% sure that it was gonna be her. but the 100% dumbass fucker in me that cant play this game for shit decided that i wanted to monkey brain and be safe no matter what so i played the idol on me anyway. i totally shit the bed last round and i dont got anyone to blame but myself
shit dude. i feel kinda like i got here purely on luck and through the good graces of other people. like my best placement doesnt mean shit cos it aint on my merits to begin with. i almost wanna give up for my mental state but its sunk cost fallacy where i gotta see this through no matter what. stopping now would mean that bards sacrifice was for nothing
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 1:35:14 GMT
yeah im ass at this game. yeah im a messy mf who got here on luck alone. but you know what? im a messy mf whos loud and proud about the fact that im shit about this and gettin by on luck. im rubbing it in the faces of others that they cant get my ass out because i have the power of love and friendship on my side forever and ever. f*** all a the other competitors i dedicate this game to my boy bard and bard alone. the only one who never gave up on me or turned his back on me at all and that means more than anything. so what if im on the bottom. the only way i stop is if im voted out
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 2:08:05 GMT
final 6 top fourth hahaaaa
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Post by Owen Wilson as Kenny Bostick on Feb 22, 2021 16:52:29 GMT
Six is an even number, and even numbers are boring. It's obvious it would be a lot more fun to do F7 over again. Which juror would you vote to bring back right now?
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 17:20:27 GMT
bard
literally not even a question lol. i want my bard baaaaack
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 17:20:54 GMT
actually doing f7 over again would rock cos we just flushed two idols
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 21:57:23 GMT
DAMN IT IM SO F*** TRASH I GOT 19 BRICKS INSTEAD A 20
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Post by Avocado on Feb 22, 2021 21:57:40 GMT
the only case left is to plead to grogu that im his only chance a beatin bees in the f5 immunity or some shit
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