Ranger
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I raise bears, wolves, foxes, alligators, spiders, rabbits, jaguars, rhinos, giraffes, mice, etc
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Post by Ranger on Jan 11, 2021 5:54:12 GMT
i will probably neglect this thread in a while but this seems fun
1: ''Why was there a kangaroo there? I tell you:.....I don't know.''
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Pen
Monsters of the Construction Site
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Post by Pen on Jan 11, 2021 7:22:30 GMT
Seems like a good place for kangaroos though
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Ranger
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Post by Ranger on Jan 11, 2021 8:11:16 GMT
''Ranger! I believe bitten off arms require surgery.''
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Ranger
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Post by Ranger on Jan 11, 2021 23:11:19 GMT
''but only bees were good enough to go to heaven.''
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Ranger
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Post by Ranger on Jan 13, 2021 1:38:55 GMT
''My grandmother once tamed a rhino.''
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Ranger
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I raise bears, wolves, foxes, alligators, spiders, rabbits, jaguars, rhinos, giraffes, mice, etc
Posts: 143
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Post by Ranger on Jan 13, 2021 4:20:04 GMT
''arent all men who want to protect their avacados from being unfairly chewed on the backbone of this country?''
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Ranger
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Posts: 143
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Post by Ranger on Jan 13, 2021 21:14:47 GMT
''if we enlist the help of a professional anarcho-economist we can figure out how to maximize our profits and gross income in this horrific dystopian anarcho-society''
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Ranger
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I raise bears, wolves, foxes, alligators, spiders, rabbits, jaguars, rhinos, giraffes, mice, etc
Posts: 143
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Post by Ranger on Jan 21, 2021 19:26:05 GMT
''What're you gonna do with that whip, Bonobo?''
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Ranger
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Posts: 143
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Post by Ranger on Jan 30, 2021 2:04:39 GMT
I LIVED, BITCH. YOU SHOULD HAVE FINISHED THE JOB. PREPARE FOR IMMEDIATE EXTERMINATION. *a cute rabbit walks in*
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Ranger
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I raise bears, wolves, foxes, alligators, spiders, rabbits, jaguars, rhinos, giraffes, mice, etc
Posts: 143
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Post by Ranger on Feb 3, 2021 4:21:03 GMT
Yep, it came back from the dead and i was able to add ''zombie roasted chicken'' to my list of tamed animals.
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Ranger
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I raise bears, wolves, foxes, alligators, spiders, rabbits, jaguars, rhinos, giraffes, mice, etc
Posts: 143
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Post by Ranger on Feb 3, 2021 7:01:19 GMT
have you ever seen harley quinn in the same room as a velociraptor?
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