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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 12, 2021 21:20:52 GMT
{Michael Cera}, {Dark Rey}, {Cleric}, {Beef Jerky}, {Wolf}, and {Hatsune Miku} have all fallen in holes. No, no, this won't do - there are holes in the tribal areas! We need to move them all! Yes immediately, I can't lose anyone else like this! We already lost a quarter of the cast! I need you all to get new tribal areas for me this second or I'm firing ALL OF YOU. Got it? Good. While we wait for the new tribal areas to be set up, here are your new tribes. As a reminder, you are now able to PM only people on your new tribe: Chocolate:
{Avocado}, {Bard}, {Bonobo} {Gummy Bear}, {Monk}, {Pineapple} {Ranger}, {Snow Leopard}, {The Tortoise & The Hare}
Dark Olive Green:
{...Bees?}, {C-3P0 & R2-D2}, {Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's} {Finn}, {Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan}, {Maggie Smith} {Timothée Chalamet}, {The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis}, {Zero III} The new challenge will be posted soon! You may PM your new tribe immediately. |
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Post by Architect Pine on Jan 18, 2021 23:52:00 GMT
Bad news, folks!
It looks like someone complained about all our safety violations (read: holes) to HR. We of course immediately threw the offender (Monk) into a hole.
Unfortunately, that enlightened solution didn't make the issue go away. Personally, I think all problems thrown in holes cease to be problems, but whatever. That means we have to make some "changes" around here to show that we are "doing something about it."
I'm going to need all of you to fill out form 02A-F3 waiving all hole liability, form 15Q-L3 rendering Silverclaw, CaptainMeme, and Pine (hereafter referred to as "The Mods" blameless, form 20C-B1 authorizing compensation to The Mods from your pay for any medical care associated with holes, and of course for 01A-A1 indemnifying The Mods of all responsibility for your safety whatsoever. Especially as relates to holes.
Wait, where did Avocado and The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis go?
Oh no! Did they take form 20C-B2???
But 20C-B2 requires a completed 17F-H3, and the only way to get one is with a verified 31K-A1, and the only way to get that is with a stamped 20C-B2!
It looks like they are...
LOST IN THE BUREAUCRACY!!!!!1!
As of now, you may not communicate with Avocado and The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis.
May Mod have mercy on their souls...
Anyway, I'll need the rest of you to form these orderly queues, and we'll get all of your hole-related paperwork sorted.
Maroon:
{Bard}, {...Bees?}, {Grogu} {Gummy Bear}, {The Tortoise & The Hare}, {C-3P0 & R2-D2}
Tyrian Purple:
{Bonobo}, {Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's}, {Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan} {Maggie Smith}, {Ranger}, {Zero III}
A new challenge will be posted soon but...I can tell you now it's going to take us some time to sort out this mess. Maybe you can take an unpaid break.
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 27, 2021 23:13:07 GMT
You see, this is why we need people with actual hands and/or tails. This is how you get stuff done! Take note Can Opener , this is how you fill holes! Unfortunately, it seems that we've lost {Grogu} and {Ranger} somewhere in the process of filling Gummy Bear's holes. I don't holely expect to see them again. But that's the last of the holes! Rejoice, everyone for your workplace is now free of danger! |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Feb 5, 2021 0:11:56 GMT
Alright you miserable lot, on board the lifeboats with you. Your new captains have selected their tribes! On the first lifeboat... {SUPREME SQUAD}      {...Bees?}, {C-3PO & R2-D2}, {Dark Rey}, {Grogu}, {Maggie Smith}, {The Tortoise & The Hare}And on the second... {Only The Highest Quality Beef}      {Avocado}, {Bard}, {Bonobo}, {Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendys}, {Monk}, {Ranger}That's our tribes sorted! Now row back to the construction site, it's not far from... wait, what's that?  We're being boarded! Everybody, prepare to defend yourselves! {Pirates}      {Block of Wood}, {Cheesesteak}, {Magnifying Glass}, {Pen}, {Salacious Crumb}, {Verka Serduchka's Dress}It's time to fight for your lives.
All players will compete individually in this challenge. The lowest 6 scorers across all three tribes will be thrown overboard.
Any remaining Pirates will then take the places of any players thrown overboard on the other two tribes.-------------------------- Wait wait wait... I SAID WAIT! Hold the phone, we absolutely do not have the budget for this. Besides, those aren't Pirates, they're our construction crew! We need them! I will not allow it! Now all of you, back to work! There will be no disruptions! You may now PM your new tribe. Just for clarification, you will be competing for tribal Immunity. The tribes listed above are correct except for the fact that the Pirates tribe does not exist. Now, back to Barely Survivor. |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Feb 8, 2021 0:20:39 GMT
INSERT FLAVOURTEXT HERE
#todo
find good merge image
think up merge flavour {MERGE}           {Avocado}, {Bard}, {...Bees?}, {Bonobo},
{C-3PO & R2-D2}, {Dark Rey}, {Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendys},
{Grogu}, {Maggie Smith}, {Ranger}, {The Tortoise & The Hare} |
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