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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 7, 2021 23:59:35 GMT
Sudden Death #3
Okay, time to make your choice.
Cleric, who's it going to be?
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan have met their fate.
Fare ye well, traveler.
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 10, 2021 0:07:05 GMT
Tribal Council #12
Well, that does it. With all the chaos after your little casino debacle, our backers are pulling their support.
LSG Co. is finished. I expect we'll all be out on our butts by the end of the week.
I can't think how could this get any worse.
Hey, did we ever figure out who was under that pile of gambling paraphernalia? Before we find out, did anyone play an idol?
Alright, let's get to the votes!
First vote:
Second vote:
Third vote:
Fourth vote:
Fifth vote:
Sixth vote:
Seventh vote:
Eighth vote:
Ninth vote:
Tenth vote:
Eleventh vote:
Therefore, the player eliminated from the "blue" Tribe is...
Vote Count: 8 - 1 - 1 - 1 The Tribe has spoken.
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 10, 2021 0:16:16 GMT
Sudden Death #4
Okay, time to make your choice.
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis, who's it going to be?
Monk has met his fate.
Fare ye well, traveler.
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 13, 2021 0:54:26 GMT
Tribal Council #13
Cool. Cool cool cool.
LSG Co is dead, all hail LSG Inc, which (legally-speaking) bears no official resemblance to its predecessor.
You all ready to get to work?
Hey! What are you all weepy about? Did one of you take a little fall?
Back to work!
Before we find out, did anyone play an idol?
Yes!
Avocado used a prime number idol on himself.
Alright, let's get to the votes!
First vote:
Second vote:
Third vote:
Fourth vote:
Fifth vote:
Sixth vote:
Seventh vote:
Eighth vote:
Ninth vote:
Tenth vote:
Eleventh vote:
Therefore, the second player eliminated from the "blue" Tribe... ...and the first member of the jury... ...is...
The Tribe has spoken.
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Post by OperatorMeme on Feb 15, 2021 0:23:33 GMT
Tribal Council #14
Aaaaaand done! The foundation is poured. Tragic accidents notwithstanding, that's a good day's work.
Umm. For once.
Now, I know there's a lot of temptation to leave your mark, but don't none of you stick your hands (or other body parts ) in the wet concrete.
OI! WHOSE CHICKEN IS THAT.
Let's get to this, then. Did anyone play any items? Yes! Bard plays his Hidden Immunity Eric Idle, making him immune to votes. All votes for Bard shall not count. Additionally, R2-D2 & C-3PO have played a Vote Steal on Bard! Alright, let's get to the votes!
First vote:
DOES NOT COUNT Second vote:
Third vote:
Fourth vote:
Fifth vote:
Sixth vote:
DOES NOT COUNT Seventh vote:
DOES NOT COUNT Eighth vote:
DOES NOT COUNT Ninth vote:
DOES NOT COUNT Tenth vote:
Therefore, the third player eliminated from the "blue" Tribe... ...and the second member of the jury... ...is...
No one, yet!
You have a further 24 hours to deliberate amongst yourselves. At that point, another vote will be held, where your only valid choices will be R2-D2 & C-3PO or Maggie Smith.
Failing that, ROCKS await.
Vote Count: 6* - 2 - 2
The Tribe has spoken...?
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 16, 2021 0:42:14 GMT
Tribal Council #14, redux!
Alright everyone, no funny business this time, we have a tie to resolve. Are we going to have an elimination, or we are going to rocks? First vote: Second vote: Third vote: Fourth vote: Fifth vote: Sixth vote: Seventh vote: Eigth vote: Therefore, the third player eliminated from the "blue" Tribe... ...and the second member of the jury... ...is... C-3P0 & R2-D2 8-0 The Tribe has spoken.
...And now back to our regularly-scheduled programming twist!
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 17, 2021 23:30:56 GMT
Tribal Council #15Atten.....TION!
We gather here today to pay tribute to a fallen comrade. They gave their life in service to the Empire, to Humanity, to the very Cosmos.We are engaged in an eternal battle for life against the pernicious forces of darkness, and this soldier gave the last full measure of devotion. They were a soldier. A friend in arms. A defender, and a hero. But most of all, they were a Citizen of the Federation.
Present ARMS!
But first, do we have any idols? Yes! Avocado has played a Prime Number Idol. Votes cast against Avocado do not count. First vote:Second vote:Third vote:Does Not Count Fourth vote:Therefore, the first player eliminated from t̵́͛h̴̉͆è̷̈ ̶̀̾v̷́͑ŏ̶͛í̴̆d̶̔̓ ̶͌̕b̵͗̂ė̵͝c̸̍̑k̶̐͒ǒ̷̈́ń̵͌s̷̑̒ ... ...and the second member of the jury... ...is... Bonobo 3-0 The Tribe has spoken.
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 18, 2021 0:30:01 GMT
Atten.....TION! We gather here today to pay tribute to a fallen comrade. They gave their life in service to the Empire, to Humanity, to the very Cosmos. We are engaged in an eternal battle for life against the pernicious forces of darkness, and this soldier gave the last full measure of devotion. They were a soldier. A friend in arms. A defender, and a hero. But most of all, they were a Citizen of the Federation. Present ARMS!
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 20, 2021 0:47:16 GMT
Tribal Council #16
Accidents happen, right? I just want it understood that this clearly falls under the "Acts of God" clause in your contracts.
You will all be required to undergo a six-hour safety training review course through our friendly and lowest-bidding partners at your earliest convenience. You must forward your certificates of completion to HR in triplicate by end of business Monday.
This training time will, of course, be unpaid.
Let's get to this, then. Did anyone play any items?
Yes!
Dark Rey plays her Vote Nullifier on Bard. Bard's vote, whatever it was, will not count. Grogu activates an extra vote!
First vote: Second vote: Third vote: Fourth vote: Fifth vote: NULL
Sixth vote: Seventh vote: Eighth vote: Ninth vote: Therefore, the fourth player eliminated from the "blue" Tribe... ...and the fourth member of the jury... ...is...
Note: Pine is on vacation, Meme is unavailable, and Silverclaw can't get to a computer. A proper jury avatar is forthcoming.
Bard 4-3-1 The Tribe has spoken.
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Post by OperatorMeme on Feb 22, 2021 0:50:35 GMT
Tribal Council #17
That was quite the dustup! Fortunately, the Supervisors were safe in our luxury penthouse accommodations eating bonbons and room service ORDINARY TRAILER doing MANAGEMENT THINGS at the time, so we all like...
Let's get straight to it. No point faffing about when we've got an exciting TC result!
First, did anyone play any items?
Yes! Avocado has played the Prime Number Idol on themself. Any votes cast for Avocado will not count. Grogu has played the Exile Brick. You have purchased...a brick. You may throw this brick at another player on your tribe when you submit your vote against them. If they are not voted out, they will be exiled for the next round, returning after the next vote.
This item expires after the Final 6 vote.Should the player Grogu votes for not be eliminated, they will be exiled for the rollowing round. Grogu has also played the Indiana Jones Idol on himself. Any votes cast for Grogu will not count. Dark Rey has played the BTS Idol on Cleric. Any votes cast for Cleric will not count.
Okay, let's get to the votes!
First vote:
Second vote:
Does not count.
Third vote:
Does not count.
Fourth vote:
Does not count.
Fifth vote:
Sixth vote:
Seventh vote:
Therefore, the fifth player eliminated from the "blue" Tribe... ...and the fifth member of the jury... ...is...
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 24, 2021 0:37:55 GMT
Tribal Council #18
Now that we have proper robotic servants assistance, things are starting to move along in a proper fashion.
We still had to exploit hire whatever this thing is to finish the taller bits. Is that some sort of miniature Himalyan Yeti? Whatever. We'll bury it in an expense report.
Last I checked, one of you numbskulls proved that epithet wrong and smashed yourselves in the head with a brick. Which one of you was it?
First, did anyone play any items?
Not this time!
Okay, let's get to the votes!
First vote:
Second vote:
Third vote:
Fourth vote:
Fifth vote:
Sixth vote:
Therefore, the sixth player eliminated from the "blue" Tribe... ...and the sixth member of the jury... ...is...
The Tribe has spoken.
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 24, 2021 0:58:46 GMT
Surprise elimination!
By nearly universal condemnation, ProBoards has been flattened.
No doubt it will win Redemption and continue to haunt us for many years.
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 26, 2021 0:19:54 GMT
Tribal Council #19
The tower is almost done! It looks like all those dire warnings about a curse back in the pyramid were just mumbo-jumbo.
Right?
...Right?
But first, did anyone play any items?
Not this time!
Okay, let's get to the votes!
First vote:
Second vote:
Third vote:
Fourth vote:
Therefore, the seventh player eliminated from the "blue" "green" Tribe... ...and the seventh member of the jury... ...is...
Avocado and Cleric will face each other in a game of Hive for firemaking. Stay tuned!
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Post by Architect Pine on Mar 1, 2021 0:32:22 GMT
Tribal Council #20
The dark pledge has been made.
The proper spells have been intoned.
The powers need to be appeased.
Who will be sacrificed to slake the Sleeping One's thirst?
Let's find out...
First vote:
Second vote:
Third vote:
Fourth vote:
Therefore, the final player eliminated from the "blue" "green" Tribe... ...and the last member of the jury... ...is...
Grogu and The Tortoise & The Hare will face each other in a struggle over the sacrificial blade game of Hive for firemaking. Stay tuned!
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Post by Architect Pine on Mar 1, 2021 0:53:21 GMT
Tribal Council #20, Part 2
Atop an unfinished skyscraper, in the middle of a thunderstorm, a final duel begins.
With vanquished hordes below and a godling emerging from the ill-advised temple, two combatants engage in mortal combat to appease an even greater abomination, hoping to use the other's blood for dubious salvation.
As Avocado and Dark Rey hold back the tide, it comes down to the flashing of a simple blade...one has emerged victorious...
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