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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 12, 2021 23:16:34 GMT
Alright. Time's up and one of you is going to be sent packing. This Tribal Council is a bit special, so let me go over the rules one last time: - First and second place vote. If they agree, that person is eliminated.
- If you scored third, you vote. If first and second place disagreed, your vote is the only vote that matters.
- If you scored fourth place, you did not vote.
With that said, I have the results. Once read, the results are final and the player voted off will be asked to leave immediately. Let's get to work.
The first vote was for....
But where did the other vote go?
 ... Wait, where did Michael Cera go? Did he fall in a hole? Dammit, not again...
That concludes the results for Tribal Council #1.
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 12, 2021 23:21:27 GMT
Alright. Time's up and one of you is going to be sent packing. This Tribal Council is a bit special, so let me go over the rules one last time: - First and second place vote. If they agree, that person is eliminated.
- If you scored third, you vote. If first and second place disagreed, your vote is the only vote that matters.
- If you scored fourth place, you did not vote.
With that said, I have the results. Once read, the results are final and the player voted off will be asked to leave immediately. Let's get to work.
The first vote was for....
But where did the other vote go?
 First and second place did not agree to a vote. This means that C-3PO & R2-D2 get the sole deciding vote. They voted for...  ... Wait, where did Dark Rey go? Did she fall in a hole? Dammit, not again...
That concludes the results for Tribal Council #1.
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 12, 2021 23:25:46 GMT
Alright. Time's up and one of you is going to be sent packing. This Tribal Council is a bit special, so let me go over the rules one last time: - First and second place vote. If they agree, that person is eliminated.
- If you scored third, you vote. If first and second place disagreed, your vote is the only vote that matters.
- If you scored fourth place, you did not vote.
With that said, I have the results. Once read, the results are final and the player voted off will be asked to leave immediately. Let's get to work.
One vote was for...
The other vote was for...
 First and second place did not agree to a vote. This means that Ranger gets the sole deciding vote. They voted for...  ... Wait, where did Cleric go? Did they fall in a hole? Dammit, not again...
That concludes the results for Tribal Council #1.
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 12, 2021 23:31:32 GMT
Alright. Time's up and one of you is going to be sent packing. This Tribal Council is a bit special, so let me go over the rules one last time: - First and second place vote. If they agree, that person is eliminated.
- If you scored third, you vote. If first and second place disagreed, your vote is the only vote that matters.
- If you scored fourth place, you did not vote.
With that said, I have the results. Once read, the results are final and the player voted off will be asked to leave immediately. Let's get to work.
One vote was for...
But where did the other vote go?
 ... Wait, where did Beef Jerky go? Did they fall in a hole? Dammit, not again...
That concludes the results for Tribal Council #1.
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 12, 2021 23:32:56 GMT
Alright. Time's up and one of you is going to be sent packing. This Tribal Council is a bit special, so let me go over the rules one last time: - First and second place vote. If they agree, that person is eliminated.
- If you scored third, you vote. If first and second place disagreed, your vote is the only vote that matters.
- If you scored fourth place, you did not vote.
With that said, I have the results. Once read, the results are final and the player voted off will be asked to leave immediately. Let's get to work.
One vote was for...
But where did the other vote go?
 ... Wait, where did Wolf go? Did they fall in a hole? Dammit, not again...
That concludes the results for Tribal Council #1.
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 12, 2021 23:33:53 GMT
Alright. Time's up and one of you is going to be sent packing. This Tribal Council is a bit special, so let me go over the rules one last time: - First and second place vote. If they agree, that person is eliminated.
- If you scored third, you vote. If first and second place disagreed, your vote is the only vote that matters.
- If you scored fourth place, you did not vote.
With that said, I have the results. Once read, the results are final and the player voted off will be asked to leave immediately. Let's get to work.
One vote was for...
But where did the other vote go?
 ... Wait, where did Hatsune Miku go? Did she fall in a hole? Dammit, not again...
That concludes the results for Tribal Council #1.
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 14, 2021 22:22:26 GMT
None of you are immune? Really? You had one job! Was it really so hard to bribe a few bankers? We managed it fine with the health and safety inspectors! ...I mean, uh. The H&S inspectors had a good look around and independently decided that these holes were not enough of a risk to shut the site down. Speaking of holes, you'll be happy to hear we boarded them all up. No more falling down holes on this site! Yes? What is it? Can't you see I'm busy here?
...oh
Well, it turns out cardboard isn't the right kind of board to board holes up with. Someone just fell down a hole! In a second we'll figure out who that was, but first - did anyone play an idol? Nope! Okay, to the votes we go: First vote: Pineapple failed to vote and casts a self-vote. Really, Pineapple? First 5 gems, now this?  Second vote: Third vote: Fourth vote: Fifth vote: Sixth vote: Seventh vote: Eighth vote: Ninth vote: and the first player eliminated from chocolate tribe: Sigh. Meme, can you go allocate more of our budget to ensuring H&S continue making the correct independent decisions?
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 14, 2021 22:34:16 GMT
Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's, congratulations. You're immune and cannot be voted out this round. The rest of you - you had one job! Was it really so hard to bribe a few bankers? We managed it fine with the health and safety inspectors! ...I mean, uh. The H&S inspectors had a good look around and independently decided that these holes were not enough of a risk to shut the site down. Speaking of holes, you'll be happy to hear we boarded them all up. No more falling down holes on this site! Yes? What is it? Can't you see I'm busy here?
...oh
Well, it turns out cardboard isn't the right kind of board to board holes up with. Someone just fell down a hole! In a second we'll figure out who that was, but first - did anyone play an idol?
Okay, to the votes we go:
First vote: Second vote: Third vote: Fourth vote: Fifth vote: Sixth vote: Seventh vote: Eighth vote: Ninth vote: and the first player eliminated from Dark Olive Green tribe: Sigh. Meme, can you go allocate more of our budget to ensuring H&S continue making the correct independent decisions?
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 14, 2021 23:51:53 GMT
Good news, everyone! We found a way out of the hole!
The bad news is that it's an old tunnel dug by prisoners, and leads straight to a jail cell. We're planning to fill it in tomorrow, but first we're going to take this chance to send two of you on a permanent holiday so we don't have to pay as much workers' comp.
Cleric, you're immune, so you won't be eligible for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
As a reminder, the two players who receive the most votes here will be eliminated from the game. If there's a tie which involves a third player (for example, 4-1-1 or 2-2-2) then any player with more votes than the others will be eliminated, the remaining tied players will become immune, and all non-immune players will draw rocks to decide who goes home.
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 16, 2021 23:18:14 GMT
Tribal Council #3 It's time for your performance evaluation, folks. And this means that someone will have to be sent packing. Mildly muffled ringing noises. Hold on, I have an important call to take care of. Yes, what do you mean you haven't figured out where the holes are? We've had eight people fall into them already! What do you mean you're underfunded, you're funded just fine! Now fill in those holes before HR comes for our ass! Get back to work! I have the votes. Whoever received the most votes will be asked to leave immediately, and hopefully have more awareness than A Rock so they don't fall into a hole. Let's get to work. Has anyone played an idol? No. First vote: Second vote: Third vote: Fourth vote: Fifth vote: Sixth vote: Seventh vote: Eighth vote: and the next player eliminated from the chocolate tribe...  I really don't understand how so many people keep falling in holes. Someone call management! What do you mean I'm management? |
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 17, 2021 0:02:58 GMT
Redemption Vote #2 We've got two people fading fast! Someone get me the crash cart! ... What do you mean we never had a crash cart?! HR will only let us lose one of them! Get me the closest thing we have! Alright, one of Pineapple and Cleric are about to lose everything, while one has a second chance of life at this game. Who is it? By a vote of 3-0....  Pineapple has been evicted from Big Brother: Hole. |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 18, 2021 23:10:14 GMT
Tribal Council #4 Argh. I've been on the phone with the minister for health and safety all day long to try to prevent these new restrictions on our building site going through, and it feels like I've gotten nowhere. Don't these people see that holes are the cost of progress? We'll never get anywhere if we have to close down a whole site just because 10 people slipped. *CRASH*Uh. 11 people? Well, that's done it now. No way I'm getting another one past H&S... Before we find out who that was - has anyone played an idol? Nope! First vote: Second vote: Third vote: Fourth vote: Fifth vote: Sixth vote: Seventh vote: and the next player eliminated from the chocolate tribe...  Monk, you have been voted out of Chocolate Tribe. And down a hole. |
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 18, 2021 23:42:44 GMT
Redemption Vote #3 How do we even perform a performance evaluation when they're down the hole? And how do we actually fire them?
Right right, too many questions, gotcha...Ahem. Timothee, Beef Jerky - one of the two of you is about to be fired based on performance. By a vote of 2-1....  Timothee Chalamet has been evicted from Big Brother: Hole.I guess uh, try to find your way home? You're not our responsibility anymore anyway. |
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Post by Architect Pine on Jan 23, 2021 0:02:31 GMT
Redemption Vote #4
Right then. Looks like that one hole was because someone decided to go with the lowest bidder instead of doing it properly themselves. My attorney advises that I remain bewildered as to who could have done such a thing, and insists that under no circumstances admit that we do so regularly. What? No, that's not a confession. I just insisted otherwise.
Okay, let's find out who fell in that definitely unavoidable hole which I bear no personal legal liability for.
Anyway, let's check the votes.
By a unanimous 3-0 vote.......
Snow Leopard has been evicted from Big Brother: Hole.
Farewell, sweet Snep. We hardly knew ye.
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Post by Architect Pine on Jan 23, 2021 0:16:15 GMT
Tribal Council #5 Okay, we've gotten a temporary work crew in with brooms, mops, chainsaws, sledgehammers, flamethrowers, and those adorable little hand drills to clean up all of the spam. On their phones the whole time, talking about "surge prices" and "gig economy" and "we thought it was going to be processed meat." Whatever. One star. No, wait, I don't want to be that guy, call it two. Way overcharged me, too. Unrelated: HR has documents for you to sign about a pay cut.
If you really want to sift through all the spam, they piled it up in the dumpsters out back. Someone was supposed to haul it away but...wait a minute...did they fall in a hole too?!?
Before we find out who fell in the hole- has anyone played an idol? Nope! First vote: Second vote: Third vote: Fourth vote: Fifth vote: Sixth vote: and the first player eliminated from the Tyrian Purple tribe...  Zero III, you have been voted out of Tyrian Purple Tribe. And down a hole. |
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