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Post by Architect Pine on Jan 23, 2021 0:49:53 GMT
 I am pleased to announce that there will be NO MORE FALLING IN HOLES, per updated company policy!
In an unrelated matter, Zero III has fallen into a hole.
Come on, we just talked about this, people!
Oh well. Moving on...it looks like The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis and Avocado are finally back from Human Resources...and they didn't even starve while in the queue! Two for two, I think that's a record. Hmmm, it looks like their work permits have expired. They'll need new work crews. How about...yeah, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis, you take Zero's place on Tyrian Purple, and Avocado...I guess go to Maroon?
Get back to work!
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Post by Architect Pine on Jan 30, 2021 0:42:39 GMT
Management regrets to inform you that all of the holes and subsequent digging have seriously damaged the foundations around here, causing the buildings to be a bit...less reliable than usual.
Sorry, that's vague. You're familiar with the phrase, "Safe as houses?" Legal tells me it doesn't mean what you think it means.
I'm afraid a few of your compatriots learned this the hard way.
Wear your damn hard hats, people!
On the other hand, we filled in all the holes.
Fortunately, our intrepid hole-fillers had enough oxygen down there that they suffered only minor brain damage. Unfortunately, our liability shield does not cover hypoxia, so they managed to wrangle immunity out of the lawyers.
Grogu and Ranger will not be eligible for the next vote. They need work crews, so they join the Red Tribe and THE Red Tribe, respectively.
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 31, 2021 23:33:25 GMT
 Avast, me hearties! Shiver some timbers! Batten down the hatches! ...no, I said Batten, not Flatten. And just because Michael Cera was playing Survivor doesn't make him Richard Hatch!  Look, it took me an hour to come up with that joke. Someone had better laugh. ... ... Well okay then, I'm just going to not steer this ship until you all appreciate me more. Land ho!BRACE! EVERYBODY BRACE!
 Agh. It might take a while to get this sorted out. You all go... do something while we're sorting this out. Go sightseeing or design some clothes or something. Just try not to flatten anyone, okay? {SHIPWRECK}             {Avocado}, {Bard}, {...Bees?}, {Bonobo},
{C-3PO & R2-D2}, {Cleric}, {Dark Rey}, {Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendys}, {Grogu},
{Maggie Smith}, {Monk}, {Ranger}, {The Tortoise & The Hare} |
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