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Post by Architect Pine on Jan 24, 2021 1:16:05 GMT
Morbidity & Mortality #5
{Snow Leopard}, {Monk}
{Cleric}, {Dark Rey}, {Michael Cera}, {Zero III}
Whew! Aren't you all tired of climbing? I sure would be if I'd come up the stairs. Wait, did you not see the elevator at the back of the lobby? It was like...right there. No wonder you're all out of breath. Suckers.
Anyway, I heard a crash while riding up, and I'm going to assume that one of you collapsed from exhaustion, brain parasites, coma, erectile dysfunction, broken limbs, death, or some other lame excuse. I can tell you right now that the company isn't covering whatever bogus reason you have for not getting back to work.
One, two, three...yeah, one of you is missing. I never bothered to learn your names, so figure it out for yourselves. I'm going to take another quick elevator ride down and drink some lemonade or mint julep or something.
Please vote for one of your tribemates to be eliminated.
Specify your vote in the provided confessional thread.
You may ONLY select Snow Leopard or Monk.
Zero III's vote will only count in the event of a tie.
You have 24 hours.
Please answer the following questions in this thread:
1) The constant churn of players into and out of RI here presents a constantly-shifting challenge...any yet, some of you manage to tenaciously survive. Good on ya! Is the strain getting to you?
2) This was the second endurance-adjacent mass-posting challenge in a row - we promise the next one will be very different. Are you feeling the fatigue of these action-packed challenges?
3) We've noticed some interesting activity at the vending machines lately. How does that play into your decision-making?
4) On a scale of "My legs are literally-not-figuratively falling off" to "Stupid tree, I took the elevator too", how safe do you feel at TC tonight?
5) What is the number one factor influencing how you vote?
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Post by Architect Pine on Jan 24, 2021 1:21:35 GMT
Any notion that this was posted in the wrong thread was an hallucination. See you "physician" for the appropriate drugs.
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Zero III
Leave of Absense
94% Not In Character
Posts: 450
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Post by Zero III on Jan 24, 2021 1:26:00 GMT
1. I just started. Do I really need a break?
2. I'm glad I didn't have to do this one, that's for sure.
3. The Legacy Advantage? I don't actually know what's going on with that either.
4. I took the elevator. Please.
5. Threat level.
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Post by Michael Cera on Jan 24, 2021 1:29:13 GMT
Any notion that this was posted in the wrong thread was an hallucination. See you "physician" for the appropriate drugs. Hello, I would like to order 1 drugs please. Um, excuse me, Mister Architect Sir? Yes hi. I uh, I know you probably don't remember me, but I work under you. Like literally under you. I'm in a literal hole. Anyway, Pine Sir Architect Mister Sir, I was wondering if the drugs would be covered by some sort of company medical insurance of sorts?  |
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Post by Architect Pine on Jan 24, 2021 1:45:56 GMT
Any notion that this was posted in the wrong thread was an hallucination. See you "physician" for the appropriate drugs. Hello, I would like to order 1 drugs please. Um, excuse me, Mister Architect Sir? Yes hi. I uh, I know you probably don't remember me, but I work under you. Like literally under you. I'm in a literal hole. Anyway, Pine Sir Architect Mister Sir, I was wondering if the drugs would be covered by some sort of company medical insurance of sorts?  |
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Post by Michael Cera on Jan 24, 2021 1:49:25 GMT
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Post by Dark Rey on Jan 24, 2021 22:43:05 GMT
1) yes
2) no
3) it doesn't
4) as as all of us not up for voting.
5) the wishes of those involved.
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Post by Snow Leopard on Jan 24, 2021 23:08:16 GMT
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Post by Snow Leopard on Jan 24, 2021 23:09:53 GMT
blah blah blah 4)  blah |
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Cleric
Jury
RELIGION
Posts: 107
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Post by Cleric on Jan 24, 2021 23:29:50 GMT
1) The constant churn of players into and out of RI here presents a constantly-shifting challenge...any yet, some of you manage to tenaciously survive. Good on ya! Is the strain getting to you?
YES
2) This was the second endurance-adjacent mass-posting challenge in a row - we promise the next one will be very different. Are you feeling the fatigue of these action-packed challenges?
YES
3) We've noticed some interesting activity at the vending machines lately. How does that play into your decision-making?
I amm TERRIFIED
4) On a scale of "My legs are literally-not-figuratively falling off" to "Stupid tree, I took the elevator too", how safe do you feel at TC tonight?
Sorry People
5) What is the number one factor influencing how you vote?
THE HOLY PATH
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Post by Michael Cera on Jan 25, 2021 0:13:02 GMT
I forgot to answer you Pine! Oh no!
1. I like getting to knew people but would rather be, well, not in this hole.
2. I think both were fun but I think that's just me!
3. I uh, forgot they existed in all honesty.
4. I mean, TC sucks but I'm safe so that's good.
5. Loyalties.
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Post by Architect Pine on Jan 25, 2021 1:03:02 GMT
Redemption Vote #5
Right then. Looks like that one hole was because someone decided to go with the lowest bidder instead of doing it properly themselves. My attorney advises that I remain bewildered as to who could have done such a thing, and insists that under no circumstances admit that we do so regularly. What? No, that's not a confession. I just insisted otherwise.
Okay, let's find out who fell in that definitely unavoidable hole which I bear no personal legal liability for.
Anyway, let's check the votes.
By a unanimous 3-0 vote.......
Snow Leopard has been evicted from Big Brother: Hole.
Farewell, sweet Snep. We hardly knew ye.
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