So here's our great big list of roasts. In no particular order!
BardRoast #1
ALRIGHT It's time for.... Wait... that pic needs updating I can't believe you're using something different from the forum! Here's a beautiful one I found in my back catalogue, just for you, Pine: Damn, aren't they precious?
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Roast #2
I really wanted to make fun of Silver for being a furry. But you know what? Furries are pretty cool. It would be a bit rude to the furries if I were to group Silver in with em, ya know?
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Roast 3
Part 2
I want to respect what you have to say, Pine, but I’ve seen you argue politics. You’re quite passionate but sadly, much like Bernie Sanders, you’re a loud, older, white dude with a lot to say but no power to do anything about it.
Bonobo
1) I would spend time making a roast for y'all if y'all actually spent time making challenges that didn't exclusively riff off spam posting for these last rounds, but my fingers hurt too much to expend that energy right now.
2) Hey Pine, let me level with you. If it would take an amateur coder less than five hours to code a bot that spoke just like you in games, maybe you should consider getting a thesaurus. Though, I'm not sure either of you would pass the Turing Test.
3) Meme, the only ship your a Captain of, is the sinking ship of any alliance that makes the mistake of thinking, "Hey, Meme would be a great, stable, consistent, ally!"
...Bees?
Meme is known as the King of Ties, since no one pulls off and plans to ridiculous tied votes quite like he does. But you'd think someone who was so good at planning would actually be able to plan a tie that doesn't send him out of the game and he could actually win one.
Silver has been in the game as a mod for a long long... loooong time, and he has been part of quite a few iconic games under his belt. And it shows. A posting challenge with individual colours and formatting, and name your tribe as tribal bonding in 2021? Truly relics of the past where we thought they'd stay.
And last, but certainly not least, we have Pine. Pine is all very new to how LSGs work and we're very proud of him for his work so far. But I think if you look at his game performance so far, like someone else made of wood, we're going to be waiting a very long time before he ever becomes a real boy
Avocado
1. you mods like to pretend you're close, but all you make up is one freak show wack ass addams family. this game might be your bastard child brain baby but when it comes to actual modding you're all absentee.
2. can you even call this a social game? look at this dead ass inactive fucked up line up. your shit is so broken and bare you could barely even get enough people to sign up.
3. you like to pretend this game is messy because you're putting in a lot of twists. but i don't see anything unique past the start, it's like you're crossing off a back to the basics bucket list. but it's not like the mods are unfamiliar with being unoriginal. with challenges this failed, washed up, and basic even your copycatting is shitty and sub-par.
Grogu
A roast, eh? I mean, I'd prefer a battle of wits, CaptainMeme, but you appear to be unarmed.
Silverclaw, I'm not sure what you hoped to accomplish by changing your username. Does Silverclaw mean "totally not obnoxious" in some obscure language I've never heard of?
Pine: Discussion mod, LSG mod, father, husband, mafia player, grown adult man... is there ANYTHING he can do?
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis
Silverclaw, it takes a lot of chutzpah to make such a big change after such a long time and I think it's really great that you set your image on your own terms with a new account and avatar. Who knew the lizard person inside Mitch McConnell's skinsuit could be so endearing?
If I'm not mistaken Pine has a little Pinecone, and I don't want take a cheap shot at a new father so I say this from the heart. Before you know it that kid will go from toddler tantrums to troubled teen and Survivor will be the farthest thing from your mind. At least until you take some time for yourself, maybe turn on the Hamilton soundtrack to jam out for a while, and reminisce about Jake Peralta throwing away the only real shot you'll ever get.
CaptainMeme, please take a break from tossing barrels at Super Mario and pay attention. It says a lot that Meme named himself after internet slang based on being memorable. Not many people could get away with that, but I know we'll always remember you as Fluminator's sidekick.
C-3PO & R2-D2You know I wanted to burn Pine, but
it seems like the sun did it for me. He looks like an algorithm generated his picture using the phrase "befuddled leprechaun."
Silverclaw has been on this site for over 10 years and is
still waiting for that mustache to grow in. He's your friend you invite to parties because you feel bad, just to have him spend the whole time talking about the lore in his pathfinder campaign (
again).
CaptainMeme is a man
about as interesting as his art. His biggest accomplishments include 3rd place in a tournament for a board game no one cares about and being the former speedrun WR holder for a game no one has heard of. If you want to listen to 3 hours of someone sounding like they are trying to swallow their own tongue, be sure to
check out his latest youtube video.
Maggie Smith
Supervisor Silverclaw, while it is clear you could not afford gold claws, the shameless acceptance of your middle-class status is admirable.
Architect Pine, I expect that your building designs are better thought out than your face. Helmets are for heads, not noses.
Captain Meme, I would roast you too, but I would think you have suffered enough after Haschel's daughter's review of your pony, Snapplebapple.
The Tortoise & The HareSilverclaw:
I went in the thread that you said was not a furry dump and it was a furry dump and I felt violated. I'm bit unsure if this is a roast or not but just wanted to let you know that.
Anyways there are no mediocre quality confusing anime images in this spoiler
Pine:
You're not good at mod WIFOM hahhah roasted hh hh h hh ahh
ummmm, so are those people who haven't logged on since january 15th returning to the game or what?
Meme:
If you were an undirected graph G, each of your subgraphs would have has a vertex of degree at most a, that is, some vertex in each subgraph would touch a or fewer of the subgraph's edges. This would make you a-degenerate.
Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's
We all call him "Pine" because that's his MS username. His wife calls him Pine 'cause he has a needle dick.
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Silverclaw is a furry, and his fursona is a wolf. Based on his posts in the Relationships thread, his fursona is specifically a lone wolf.
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Is roasting CaptainMeme a good idea? If heat goes anywhere near his face we're going to have a grease fire on our hands.
Ranger
SILVERCLAW:
You're a wolf? That explains the terrible structural integrity of this place.
PINE:
Is that a baby your holding? It already looks like it's a better architect than you ever were.
MEME:
The only thing I've seen that's uglier than you in a construction hat, is you NOT in a construction hat.
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay LohanDearly beloved, I am here as patron saint of...reading... to give you a roast of the mods. It's time to get these rumours started
So I'm here to read you Silverclaw?
Well apparently we left your messages on read considering you must not love us. Even after we proposed to you.
...but maybe we left you on read since you've been a wee little lad reading Animorphs. I can't wait to read this story about the silverclaw making everything morph into a silver clawed animal. But there is already a silver wolf in this game by the name of Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendys, Silver Fox, Esq.
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Oh my Loni Love, is that you?
Oh hi, Pine. I couldn't recognize you all this time.
I'm so glad you advocated for DnD classes to be added. But I can imagine your being pretty much lawful alignment didn't do well with fellow chaotic co-mods. Also probably didn't help that your kid keeps moving to being chaotic. Best of luck!
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What are those muffled cries?
Oh well never mind. Time to roast CM1. I'm so surprised after an epic game with Breath of the Wild he'd do a game that was barely done...
Oh wait you say that was Creativemod1? Oh so who is this CaptainMeme? You mean the one who has been tied up since birth?
You mean the one who is probably tied up because he can't handle a game without a meticulously organized tie vote? Thanks to rules designed by the other mods I hope we disappoint Meme so badly that he creates a game just for tie votes.
Oof. I feel very roasted. But thankfully we mods can be just as snappy!
#TODO - insert comebacks hereSo now that you're all well-roasted too, let's get to the results.