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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 25, 2021 1:01:38 GMT
What do you mean Christmas is already over? We bought all the Christmas stuff months ago! Well, now we have to use it. And you also forgot the chestnuts? What do we even pay you for?!--- So, it's time to get creative. Instead of roasting chestnuts on the fire, we'll have to roast the mods. Not literally! I'm not allowing cannibalism on our Christian Survivor Island. Just with words. That's all. What you all need to submit in your confessional is three roasts of the mods. Get creative! Our spectator judges will score you based on how good your roasts are - to be more specific, they will rank all player's roasts from best to worst. The player from both tribes with the best overall placement on their roasts will win Individual Immunity. Yes, Individual Immunity. Both tribes are going to TC. What are you standing here for? Get to roasting! You have 24 hours. After the deadline is up, the spectators will have 24 hours to decide. |
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...Bees?
Jury
Cloudy with a chance of bees.
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Post by ...Bees? on Jan 25, 2021 1:05:54 GMT
*puts down roasting forks*
Oh... we're not actually roasting the mods? But I have all these BBQ supplies.. what am I supposed to do with them now, mods? Real inconsiderate.
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Post by Grogu on Jan 25, 2021 1:38:25 GMT
No word limit? So I can finally let Pine know what I think of him for making me replace into a LSG? 😂
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Bonobo
Jury
first space creature in space
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Post by Bonobo on Jan 25, 2021 1:43:41 GMT
Do we have to do one for each mod, or is it just the mods in general? Is malkon fair game
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 25, 2021 1:47:10 GMT
Grogu, while there's no word limit, we'd appreciate it if these weren't super long.
For a technical definition, a roast is a setup and a punchline. How you want to deliver them is up to you, but you have three specs who are judging them and two tribes worth of players for them to judge.
Bonobo, Malkon is not fair game, and you do not have to have one roast per mod.
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...Bees?
Jury
Cloudy with a chance of bees.
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Post by ...Bees? on Jan 25, 2021 1:57:14 GMT
But can we roast him anyways?
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 25, 2021 1:59:21 GMT
Feel free to roast Malkon whenever you wish.
I think he's the one digging these holes.
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Jan 25, 2021 18:43:47 GMT
To answer two questions at the same time:
1) Yes, we will be revealing these roasts.
2) No, you cannot have one big roast that roasts each mod.
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Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 25, 2021 20:17:53 GMT
What you all need to submit in your confessional is three roasts of the mods. Just as a quick clarification here - you *can* roast the mods as a collective group if you want to, as long as there are three separate roasts total. |
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Post by Dave Thomas Mayor of Ponderosa on Jan 26, 2021 1:02:12 GMT
Submission
1) When CaptainMeme sits around the house, he really sits AROUND the house.
2) Silverclaw is so fat when he wears a red T-shirt and trips, he collapses through the wall and everybody thinks the Kool-Aid Man has just arrived.
3) Pine is so out-of-shape he breaks into a sweat when the song "Work" by Rihanna plays on the radio.
I will take my immunity please.
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Post by Dave Thomas Mayor of Ponderosa on Jan 26, 2021 1:04:27 GMT
4) Pine is so dumb he called the police on Silverclaw for taking a bath.
5) CaptainMeme is so unhygienic that in the last roast he didn't even notice one was missing.
Everybody post your B-Roll.
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Post by Dave Thomas Mayor of Ponderosa on Jan 26, 2021 1:08:11 GMT
6) Meme voted "Leave" on the Brexit referendum because he thought it was a breakfast referendum and he thought he was requesting that they bring him tea leaves.
Okay they can't all be winners.
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Post by Dave Thomas Mayor of Ponderosa on Jan 26, 2021 1:10:55 GMT
7) Why does the graphic design for this game suck? Because instead of bringing his art skills to the table Silverclaw brought his fart skills.
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Avocado
green
eats spicy goodness like a boss
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Post by Avocado on Jan 26, 2021 1:11:52 GMT
damn bro there's no coming back from that one for them
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Post by Dave Thomas Mayor of Ponderosa on Jan 26, 2021 1:14:33 GMT
8) How is CaptainMeme's ballsack like Silverclaw's farts? Both have broken in public, much to the horror of everyone around them.
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