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Post by Michael Cera on Jan 25, 2021 5:11:42 GMT
ITT I will roast Pine, Silverclaw, and CaptainMeme in no particular order. From the challenge post it appears that we need three roasts of the mods, but not one roast per mod? A bit odd. But I'll be doing a Roast Post for each one. It seems only fair.
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Post by Architect Pine on Jan 25, 2021 6:10:09 GMT
Ah, but how will you live up to the title of the thread?
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Post by Michael Cera on Jan 25, 2021 23:01:40 GMT
Only one way to find out!
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Post by Michael Cera on Jan 25, 2021 23:11:54 GMT
Welcome, spectators, to tonight's roast! Sit back, enjoy a drink! Our honoured guests already have been. What, you thought Pine's cheeks were naturally that rosy? Did you know Pine recently got vaccinated for Covid? Apparently they had to shut town a whole ward in order to do that because other patients were fainting at the thought of so many needles! Speaking of needles, I have a theory that Pine is the one digging these holes in order to transplant his brethren into new lands. But he always gets so prickly when I bring it up! He's got a really cute kid, as I'm sure you know. Pinecone is just adorable, such a sap! I guess the saying really is true, the Pinecone doesn't fall far from the tree! Lady Pine is so nice as well, such a wonderful family. But have you heard about the scandalous rumors circulating? That's right, people have been saying Lady Pine is in fact a Fir!  |
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Post by Michael Cera on Jan 25, 2021 23:21:50 GMT
Speaking of Fur, you all know Sliverclaw! Oh, sorry, I meant Silverclaw. You don't want to know what he and Pine were doing together in the backrooms that got him that sliver... Silverclaw was once known as Animorpher v.1. That was the Alpha wolf version, which makes Silverclaw the Beta. Scrapping the entire Animorpher project was a bold choice, but he really lived up to the name by animoprhing into a new creature! You were all aprt of the Spam challenge, so you know where Silverclaw is hiding if ever he disappears for 20 minutes  There were so many memes in there and yet he still found a thread to disappear into! |
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Post by Michael Cera on Jan 25, 2021 23:32:06 GMT
CaptainMeme was undoubtedly behind that challenge.
Memes are weaponized nowadays, and we're pretty lucky to have a Captain among us! I mean, how long must one be a memer to get promoted to Captain? What meme battles has he been in to earn that title? Well I found his memitary records and it's all falsified! He was ejected as a Private Memer but made this all up so his family wouldn't know.
Anyway, apparently this isn't the format for this so disregard all of the above, spectators. I'll have my 3 chosen exceprts in the next post for your consideration.
Thanks for coming to the roast!
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Post by Michael Cera on Jan 25, 2021 23:39:19 GMT
Official Roast Post
Pine has a really cute kid, as I'm sure you know. Pinecone is just adorable, such a sap! I guess the saying really is true, the Pinecone doesn't fall far from the tree!
You were all part of the Spam challenge, so you know where Silverclaw is hiding if ever he disappears for 20 minutes. He's just trying to find the hidden picture, he swears!
Memes are weaponized nowadays, and we're pretty lucky to have a Captain among us! I mean, how long must one be a memer to get promoted to Captain? What meme battles has he been in to earn that title? Well I found his memitary records and it's all falsified! He was ejected as a Private Memer but made this all up so his family wouldn't know.
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Post by Michael Cera on Jan 25, 2021 23:39:35 GMT
Yup...straight savage  |
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