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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:29:21 GMT
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:29:28 GMT
- Dark Rey- First, there's the hat. This hat is great for giving you shade on a hot sunny day. And, it makes you larger to see when the rescuers come flying by.  The shirt is because green is a good color and stripes are nice.  I felt the jeans fit in with everything else.  And, then the special secret at the end are these wings. They match the shirt, and if you practice your magic enough, maybe you'll be able to just fly off of the island yourself.  |
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:29:33 GMT
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:29:39 GMT
-Maggie-
<No submission>
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:29:44 GMT
-Plagueis-  Emperor Palpatine is fashionably yet sensibly dressed for this marooning. His shades, sith robes and colorful zinc sunblock protect him from the harsh tropical sun. His floaties allow for safe relaxation while he calls out through the force to his apprentice so he can be picked up from this absurd situation and get back to ruling the galaxy with an iron fist. |
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:29:52 GMT
-Avocado- hm? a survival and fashion competition? say no more fam. i present to you: the ELMO JACKET
this horrific fashion statement/thanksgiving centerpiece is the absolute key for bringing a new you to that deserted island. it can do it all. ward off potential predators with the eye bleeding colors, keep you warm at night with all the thick fuzzy fur, and even give you a snack in the most dire situations (so long as you dont mind making the other elmos cry). not to mention the honor of looking like something zdzisław beksiński drew while he was on LSD. |
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:29:57 GMT
-Lohans-   The white bikini is made of strong white tweed. I need rope, so I always have it on me.. literally. The knife holder on my leg is killer! My skirt holds the axe and flint. It can strap my back to help hold firewood to my body. The hat keeps sun off of my fair skin. It can hold water, it has a string that I can fasten under my chin that I use as a handle when I carry water. The scarf is AMAZING! It can be used to camouflage me, keep me warm and shaded. |
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:30:02 GMT
-Monk-
<No submission>
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:30:07 GMT
-Bard- First up, found this helmet in pine's closet. weird but it'll do. Goggles to protect from that dick with the pocket sand.
Then we gotta earn dat AD MONEY to get off of this damn island (this video was sponsored by supreme link in the comments below). cargo shorts. Self explanatory. think of all the stuff you can carry holy shit.
now, the staff is for demons. dont question it.
Snagged meme's "goin on a date and i wanna impress" boots
The shirt is just straight up truth.
Never forget gloves either, think about all the bugs yall. Also breathable.
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:30:13 GMT
-Grogu-  When stranded on a desert island, think practical, not flashy. A PVC rain jacket provides shelter from the elements, hides your netherparts, AND gives you a pop of color in case a plane flies overhead! |
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:30:19 GMT
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:30:24 GMT
-Dave-  If you're like me, you split your time between the boardroom, the desert island, and the kitchen. That's why you need this outfit. Steal His Look* Short-sleeved Dress Shirt - $60 The sleeves allow you to remain cool on the beach or while showing off your grill skills. * Red tie - $29 Look professional and flag down passing ships at the same time! * Apron - Free on hiring Protect your torso from the sun and from grease splatters! * Enamel Palm Tree pin - $15 That's how you know it's an island outfit. Pants not included. |
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:30:32 GMT
-Tortoise/Hare-  Tortoise's three-piece suit is the perfectly knitted combination of fashion and utility. - The first piece is a shark costume. This piece has many uses: look tough, scare away nosey swimmers and swim at scary speeds! - The second piece is a bee costume. This one is used to look cute and it also has wings that can be used to fly over difficult obstacles. - The third piece is a helmet costume. This is a more formal outfit, when we need to present ourselves as brave warriors. Additionally, we'll use this to disguise ourselves from predators, because attacking a helmet is stupid. |
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:30:37 GMT
-Droids- C-3P0 goes desert chic:   Out of consideration, I created this guide for robots who seek the thrill and adventure of traversing desert islands! First, find a t-shirt with a motivational statement. You must project that you are a beacon of light for your fellow castaways. Then the zip-off cargo pants! What’s better than 1 pant? 3 pants in one! We robots don’t have feet, so these shoes will help humans feel comfortable. You must also virtue signal by wearing your mask (never-mind that robots are immune to viruses). The hat lets everyone know who is the MOST supreme, the BEST, which is very important. |
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 2, 2021 1:30:45 GMT
-Bonobo-  Here we have all the rage of the summer; the piece you’re going to wish you remembered to pack the next time you get lost. Banana-Inspired Sun Dress. The fabric hangs loose allowing free range of motion; now, nothing can get in your way! The dress includes pockets for anything you may find that’ll help you get home, fashioned after ripening spots showing off your sweet spot! The reflective banana symbol on the front of the dress, once a gorgeous status-symbol, now a fire-starter and flare for incoming planes. No one will be able to keep their eyes off you!  |
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