Welcome, one and all, to the Barely Survivor Shipwreck Catwalk!
We've had the spectators rank your outfits and have averaged the results to get the final ranking. Remember, the top two not only win immunity but also get to draft tribes!
We'll go from worst to best.
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=12th - Monk and Maggie<No Submission>
Judge CommentsWhile simplicity can sometimes be elegant, in the world of fashion it's no good.---------
11th - GroguWhen stranded on a desert island, think practical, not flashy. A PVC rain jacket provides shelter from the elements, hides your netherparts, AND gives you a pop of color in case a plane flies overhead!
Judge CommentsLow effort, simple------------------
10th - Avocadohm? a survival and fashion competition? say no more fam. i present to you: the
ELMO JACKET
this horrific fashion statement/thanksgiving centerpiece is the absolute key for bringing a new you to that deserted island. it can do it all. ward off potential predators with the eye bleeding colors, keep you warm at night with all the thick fuzzy fur, and even give you a snack in the most dire situations (so long as you dont mind making the other elmos cry). not to mention the honor of looking like something zdzisław beksiński drew while he was on LSD.
Judge CommentsUh ... just no.funny but a little lower effort since it's just reposting a single already existing image-------------------
=7th - Cleric, Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendys, and RangerClericwww.armani.com/ca/armanicom/giorgio-armani/silk-blend-twill-trousers-with-darts_cod13545645db.html#dept=pntsmnArmani Silk blend twill trousers with darts - $1,497
www.ray-ban.com/canada/en/sunglasses/RB4340%20UNISEX%20005-wayfarer%20ease-blue/8053672780451?category_Id=1735832Ray-Ban WAYFARER EASE - $228
www.dolcegabbana.com/en/men/accessories/belts/leather-belt-with-dg-logo-blue-BC4247AI8948S077.htmlDolce and Gabbana Leather belt with dg logo - $650
obeyclothing.ca/products/obey-bold-organic-bucket-hat?variant=31912885026927OBEY BOLD ORGANIC BUCKET HAT - $45
www.nordstrom.ca/s/saxx-volt-stretch-boxer-briefs/5829442?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FMen%2FClothing%2FUnderwear%20%26%20Boxers&color=432SAXX Volt Stretch Boxer Briefs - $35.00
"Who said being the survivor of a shipwreck means giving up fashion? Definitely not you after wearing this! This style screams "I just survived a horrible accident and i'm here to party!". The pink NORDSTROM bucket hat compliments the playful, intricate GUCCI floral pattern. While the ARMANI silk pants adds a neutral base, blessed by the DOLCE AND GABBANA leather belt. Keep your eyes unfried with the RAY BAND Wayferer™ Sunglasses! And finally, the VERSACE TRÉSOR DE LA MER PRINT SLIDES to wrap the entire look together. With this look, you'll be fire long before you're forced to make one!"
Judge CommentsBonus points for including sunglasses, and the overall effort! Minus points for including the boxer briefs.High style, not a lot of survival elements, unfortunately some missing partsDave Thomas, Founder of Wendy'sIf you're like me, you split your time between the boardroom, the desert island, and the kitchen. That's why you need this outfit.
Steal His Look* Short-sleeved Dress Shirt - $60
The sleeves allow you to remain cool on the beach or while showing off your grill skills.
* Red tie - $29
Look professional and flag down passing ships at the same time!
* Apron - Free on hiring
Protect your torso from the sun and from grease splatters!
* Enamel Palm Tree pin - $15
That's how you know it's an island outfit.
Pants not included.
Judge CommentsGood projection of Dave's existing outfit onto this challenge but that can only get so farPants are not optional in this case.RangerFirst, I have two images to show:
This is a traditional ranger outfit that both looks tough and cool and is also practical to every type of terrain. The hood will protect your head from the sunlight while also giving you a proper brooding look, or you can choose the whimsical option and put on the classical ranger feather hat. There's multiple straps to hold your arrows while you hunt, and the jacket will keep you warm in the cold nights. Long pants and boots on top of looking manly, will protect you from all kinds of evil pinching crabs!
Judge CommentsFashionable and usable. Honestly, this could be ranked higher, but I like to see creativity [..] and this looks like it's just riffing off of the character.just a couple of Ranger pics and comments about them although the fanciful hat was nice-------------------------
6th - The Tortoise & The HareTortoise's three-piece suit is the perfectly knitted combination of fashion and utility.
- The first piece is a shark costume. This piece has many uses: look tough, scare away nosey swimmers and swim at scary speeds!
- The second piece is a bee costume. This one is used to look cute and it also has wings that can be used to fly over difficult obstacles.
- The third piece is a helmet costume. This is a more formal outfit, when we need to present ourselves as brave warriors. Additionally, we'll use this to disguise ourselves from predators, because attacking a helmet is stupid.
Judge CommentsUseful only for tortoises.If this lot had more than just hats, it would have done a lot better.----------------------------------
5th - ...Bees?Instructions: Drill a hole in a coconut, fill coconut with bees, put openable see-through hatch over hole, paste on googly eyes. You have now made the ideal survival coconut. Enough bees in this coconut can fly hard enough to lift this coconut and fly it around pelting any dangers with this coconut. Coconuts float, and as illustrated below, honeybees exist in the ocean and this is how and why, and we can sail to safety in this convenient wearable boat.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but we think: Fashion is in the googly eyes of the beeholder.Judge Comments Not useable for anyone, even ...Bees? - as they'd have to fight out the existing bees in the coconut to make any use of it.nothing here really qualifies as clothingThe bees escape, bit too outside the box?---------------------------
4th - Dark ReyFirst, there's the hat. This hat is great for giving you shade on a hot sunny day. And, it makes you larger to see when the rescuers come flying by.
The shirt is because green is a good color and stripes are nice.
I felt the jeans fit in with everything else.
And, then the special secret at the end are these wings. They match the shirt, and if you practice your magic enough, maybe you'll be able to just fly off of the island yourself.
Judge CommentsSimple yet effective - and not missing anything super-critical. Love the hat. Good mix of fashion with wings and hat-------------------------------
3rd - BonoboHere we have all the rage of the summer; the piece you’re going to wish you remembered to pack the next time you get lost.
Banana-Inspired Sun Dress. The fabric hangs loose allowing free range of motion; now, nothing can get in your way!
The dress includes pockets for anything you may find that’ll help you get home, fashioned after ripening spots showing off your sweet spot!
The reflective banana symbol on the front of the dress, once a gorgeous status-symbol, now a fire-starter and flare for incoming planes. No one will be able to keep their eyes off you!
Judge Commentsgets the nod for the reflective banana.great effort on the original work but tbh the outfit itself doesn’t rank as silly or fashionable as (1st place entry)-----------------
=1st - Bard and C-3PO & R2-D2BardFirst up, found this helmet in pine's closet. weird but it'll do.
Goggles to protect from that dick with the pocket sand.
Then we gotta earn dat AD MONEY to get off of this damn island (this video was sponsored by supreme link in the comments below).
cargo shorts. Self explanatory. think of all the stuff you can carry holy shit.
now, the staff is for demons. dont question it.
Snagged meme's "goin on a date and i wanna impress" boots
The shirt is just straight up truth.
Never forget gloves either, think about all the bugs yall.
Also breathable.
Judge CommentsThis has it all. Including a hard hat, which might not be the best for a regular castaway, but for *these* particular castaways ... Boots. Mask. Gloves. Max points for utility. Fashion ... eh, it might not belong on the catwalks, but it goes together coherently.Creative. Awesome.Every line of this is funnyC-3PO & R2-D2C-3P0 goes desert chic:
Out of consideration, I created this guide for robots who seek the thrill and adventure of traversing desert islands!
First, find a t-shirt with a motivational statement. You must project that you are a beacon of light for your fellow castaways. Then the zip-off cargo pants! What’s better than 1 pant? 3 pants in one! We robots don’t have feet, so these shoes will help humans feel comfortable. You must also virtue signal by wearing your mask (never-mind that robots are immune to viruses). The hat lets everyone know who is the MOST supreme, the BEST, which is very important.
Judge CommentsHumorous clash of real fashion with robotsA good overall outfit.Criticizing the mask might very well have cost it first.