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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 11, 2021 1:09:06 GMT
Box 4:
This cylindrical package is quite long, measuring over eight feet in length, but is a mere two inches in diameter. It is wrapped in navy blue paper and adorned along its length with circular white emblems containing the light-blue Star of Life and Rod of Asclepius.
Box 4 goes to ...Bees? for $3.01!
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 11, 2021 1:09:53 GMT
Box 3:
This box is...not a box. It is in fact, a plain white envelope, sealed to prevent tampering. Mysterious!
"Box" 3 goes to Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's for $25!
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 11, 2021 1:11:25 GMT
Box 2:
This shapeless box is truly enormous! At least fifty inches on each side, its bulbous flanks are covered in a variety of papers taped together. In fact, as you walk around it, you think you see the wrappings of most of the other auction prizes represented. There is a bit of fine white paper, there is some navy blue, and there some stripes. Despite its size, the package lifts easily, and likely weighs less than one pound.
Box 2 goes to Maggie Smith for $25.02!
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 11, 2021 1:12:52 GMT
And finally, Box 1:
This cube-shaped box is about ten inches on each side, and weighs perhaps five pounds. It rattles faintly when you shake it. It is wrapped in plain white paper, and is tied with a simple black bow. Truly a beautiful and understated wrapping job. Oh, and some vandal has hastily scrawled, "Immunity" in gold Sharpie across the top.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 11, 2021 1:13:26 GMT
HOW I WISH I WERE IN SHERBROOKE NOW
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 11, 2021 1:14:08 GMT
Damn, even I got trolled by that.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 11, 2021 1:14:25 GMT
I WAS TOLD WE'D CRUISE THE SEAS FOR AMERICAN GOLD
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Post by Architect Pine on Feb 11, 2021 1:14:55 GMT
Sorry, I don't know what came over me.
Box 1 goes to ...Bees? for $20.08!
Congrats to all winners! Better luck next time to those who got hosed.
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Post by Grogu on Feb 11, 2021 1:15:24 GMT
SOME OF YALL GOT A STEAL
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