Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 14, 2021 0:14:16 GMT
CHALLENGE #2
Banker 1: 90 gems Banker 2: 89 gems Banker 3: 89 gems Banker 4: 89 gems Banker 5: 89 gems Banker 6: 90 gems Banker 7: 89 gems Banker 8: 89 gems Banker 9: 89 gems Banker 10: 90 gems Banker 11: 90 gems Banker 12: 90 gems Banker 13: 90 gems Banker 14: 90 gems Banker 15: 90 gems Banker 16: 88 gems Banker 17: 69 gems
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 17, 2021 22:36:08 GMT
Challenge #4 Submission
Monk - Playful, Cynical, The Hitman
Ranger - Eloquent, Abrasive, The Villain
Tortoise and Hare - Intelligent, Controlling, The Mastermind
Avocado - Charismatic, Arrogant, The Brawn
Bonobo - Cheerful, Subservient, The Informant
Gummy Bear - Loyal, Flaky, The Double Agent
Bard - Friendly, Reckless, The Influencer
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 21, 2021 1:25:55 GMT
|
|
|
Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 21, 2021 1:26:46 GMT
An interesting picture! Thank you for sharing
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 25, 2021 23:42:11 GMT
Hey bud, before we get started I just had to share this pic of you being carried by the other mods.
Honestly, adorable. It really feels like you’re in your element here. That is to say, on for the ride while children direct you.
Now in debating on how to roast poor Silverclaw, I kept being met with furry jokes. The only issue there is furries are kinda cool. Silver? EhhhhhHHHHHhhhhh. It would be a bit rude to the furries if I were to group Silver in with em, ya know?
I’d love to take a second to talk about Silver’s ability to make puns, because there’s been a lot of them so far. I’m really thankful that he always italicizes the pun so I know exactly where the joke is. Otherwise, damn I’d have no idea.
Sometimes I start up a chat with Silver, just to see how he’s doin! Gotta check up on your mods every once in a while. I really get tootsie roll vibes in our talks because damn how many licks does it take to get to the interesting part of that conversation?
I’m sorry if any of this is too harsh, but I want to be clear that I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you. You could put this description in your dating profile! They say opposites attract, so my advice to you is to say that you’re looking for someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
And with that, I’ll leave you be. If I told you anymore, I’m afraid it might take too long until you get the joke. Instead, here’s a short poem:
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. In my defense, I didn’t think you’d understand what I said. Valanetines is fast approaching, maybe you’ll find Cupid! Or more realistically, you’ll find yourself left on “Read”.
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 25, 2021 23:56:25 GMT
Wait... that pic needs updating. I can't believe you're using something different from the forum! Here's a beautiful one I found in my back catalogue:
Remember that time you nixed those hundreds of threads for the challenge? Pine, I might love ya, but my middle finger will forever salute you for that one, bud.
As we all know, Pine has a big heart. Now apart from the future health problems, his big heart really shines through in his work and the game that’s he’s helped create. If only he started putting his heart into writing challenge descriptions that make sense after a single read.
Now, you call yourself an architect but judging from the way this forum is built, I’ve really got some questions. Remember that time the Redemption Island forum just casually got left out in the open? Oh well, we all make mistakes~
I want to respect what you have to say, Pine, but I’ve seen you argue politics. You’re quite passionate! Sadly, much like Bernie Sanders, you’re a loud, older, white dude with a lot to say but no power to do anything about it.
Speaking of politics, I really think Pine should run in his local races. He makes a lot of noise for someone who says nothing and can somehow use his entire vocabulary in a single sentence. It’s sure to appease the crowds.
Now, of course Pine wouldn’t go into politics, he has a lovely wife and child at home! Ah yes, that explains the loss of both his IQ and his hairline. Gotta love the ways our family makes us stronger <3 I don’t know how either of those makes him stronger, but I’m sure he’ll tell me about it in a message I won’t read at some point.
I should leave poor Pine alone here. I will leave you with a quote from the great Groucho Marx:
“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 26, 2021 0:01:42 GMT
fuck
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 26, 2021 0:06:02 GMT
Roast #1
ALRIGHT It's time for.... Wait... that pic needs updating I can't believe you're using something different from the forum! Here's a beautiful one I found in my back catalogue, just for you, Pine: Damn, aren't they precious?
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 26, 2021 0:07:28 GMT
Roast #2
I really wanted to make fun of Silver for being a furry. But you know what? Furries are pretty cool. It would be a bit rude to the furries if I were to group Silver in with em, ya know?
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 26, 2021 0:11:26 GMT
Roast 3
Part 2
I want to respect what you have to say, Pine, but I’ve seen you argue politics. You’re quite passionate but sadly, much like Bernie Sanders, you’re a loud, older, white dude with a lot to say but no power to do anything about it.
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 30, 2021 19:03:42 GMT
CHALLENGE #9
Guess #1
1) TADPOLE (6 letters to find) 2) BULGE (4 letters to find) 3) DEFAME (5 letters to find) 4) TASTY (4 letters to find) 5) BRIAR (4 letters to find) 6) ALLIED (5 letters to find) 7) CHESS (4 letters to find) 8) CHASMS (5 letters to find) 9) PEAR (3 letters to find) 10) CINEMA (5 letters to find)
|
|
|
Post by OperatorMeme on Jan 30, 2021 19:24:16 GMT
1)T****** - AL misplaced 2)B**** - E misplaced 3)D***** - DE misplaced 4)T**** 5)B**** - I misplaced 6)A***** - E misplaced 7)CH*** - E misplaced 8)C***** - AM misplaced 9)P*** - P misplaced 10) C***** - NEA misplaced
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 30, 2021 20:07:30 GMT
Guess #2
1) THALLUS
2) BEANS 3) DISHED 4) THEIR 5) BIDET 6) ABSENT 7) CHAFE 8) CLIMAX 9) PLOP 10) CHANCE
|
|
|
Post by Architect Pine on Jan 30, 2021 20:12:29 GMT
1)T****** - SAL misplaced 2)B**** - AE misplaced 3)D***E* - D misplaced 4)TH*** - E misplaced 5)BI*** - E misplaced 6)A**E** - SNT misplaced 7)CH**E 8)C***** - AM misplaced 9)P*OP - O misplaced 10) C***** - NEA misplaced
|
|
Bard
Jury
eating guac like a boss
Posts: 1,344
|
Post by Bard on Jan 30, 2021 20:34:39 GMT
1) TRYSAIL 2) BAKED 3) DUNDER 4) THOLE 5) BIOME 6) AGENTS 7) CHOKE 8) CAMBER 9) POOP 10) CABMEN
|
|