Hare's Torchwalks

Everybody is probably going to say that you're a super great and nice person in their torchwalks so I'll get that out of the way first. Except maybe avoacdo... lol.

Despite how we ended on great terms, I think we had a somewhat stressed relationship through most of the game. Maroon was stressful because we were convinced we needed you gone, until grogu self destructed and we wanted him gone instead. And when i say grogu self destructed, well really that was mostly just us destroying his reputation and exaggerating what he did and somehow suffering no consequences whatsoever and somehow having it all pinned on you. idrk. Anyways.

On the red tribe you helped save us from dave's wacky PM shenanigans, and we got a bit closer there. But learning about your dave connection was upsetting, and put us on opposite sides when the merge came. We shot down the blindside on you that droids suggested, but our relationship was kind of shrouded in uncertainty until dave left due to the spectre of you two working together. And even after dave left, it was extremely obvious that you and grogu were #1 allies, since everything we said to you got leaked back to him within a few minutes. It wasn't until F7 that you didn't leak the idol coordination alliance to grogu that we began to actually trust you a little bit, then at F6 when you revealed the item we finally were able to fully trust you ---- and it was too late, your game was already over.

It was a weird game man. I don't think i've ever had a relationship quite like this in any game.

Oh yeah... thanks for that item by the way. I think we used it to make the best play of the game: co-ordinating grogu to get the idol, then yeeting him right out of the game

Playing against you is frustrating - it's like you've found a cheat code in survivor. Somehow get to merge, be loyal to a small group, then just stop logging on and skirt to the end, and no one will notice you. I had three clear shots at you in this game, and I didn't pull the trigger on any of them.

One on the ranger vote, one on the maggie vote, and one on the droids vote -- although that last one was kind of sketchy and doesn't really count.

Despite this, I think I found a good way to use you to my advantage, in that in perpetually targeting you, it allowed me to let my allies cut each other without me getting any blood on my hands, or raising my threat level at all.

There are 13 pages of posts in my confessional referencing you. Some of them bad, some of them good. But we made it here together, lmao. Despite all our crazy misplays and good plays and liking each other and dislikeing each other and even you voting for me once.

When we first met you on chocolate, we said yep, this guy is ally material. He's totally going to crash and burn early-mid merge, but until then we ride with him all the way there. The game stagnated a little bit between us with us just voting off AFKs and stuff, but once we really got back into it, we just hit the gas and never stopped.

At merge we formed that F2 early on, initiated by you. We still had the same idea, that you would burn out sometime in the next few rounds and implode. But you never did. Instead people like droids and dave got pegged as the leaders of our alliances and we got by them. Scheming up that maggie vote in the last 3 minutes of the deadline was some of the most fun I ever had in a survivor game. If we had pulled it off.... man it would have been epic. Pooling all the pennies to get you to choose the returnee was fun too, still no idea what really happened there though. lol. Then co-ordinating with you to get the idol was awesome every time. Taking out Bonobo was a great play, maybe not for you but it was for me. It was such a satisfying blindside and it really benenefitted me going fowards cause it got rid of a goat. It was also really funny how as soon as we started thinking about turning on bard he ate an idol or double vote mess or whatever that round was, idrk. When you stole the idol from bees it was funny but really maggie needed it but man, we made it work out in the end. It's ok that maggie is gone, she was just gonna turn on me anyways man. And that one time earlier when you brought back cleric and then instantly redeemed yourself by getting the idol. Then you took out bees and we manipulated it so that I got his item and my man we pulled off the aboslute play of the game when we gave grogu the idol by guessing low numbers and then yeeted him into exile.

For this upcoming FTC, I think we have you covered in almost every department for moves made.

But it's just so much more satisfying of an ending, whichever of us wins, if we take out the big yoda who was calling the shots this whole bloody game.