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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 1:14:11 GMT
I knew they were going to vote off Miku. Her timezone looked totally mismatched. Good character choice. Heard you were afk. You also appeared on a lot at 6am. I would have spammed you with vocaloid music if we met.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 1:23:27 GMT
Wolf Snow Lepp says she has 15 PMs with wolf, which is quite impressive until she said 12 of them were sent by herself The primary mechanic of large social games is social interaction and we didn't really get to talk with you much. I don't really know if you knew what you were getting into and you also haven't logged in since january so I don't think you will even read this.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 1:26:06 GMT
Pineapple, Finn, Timothée Chalamet, Beef Jerky
Not a single person in the game said anything to me about finn. Not one. I know literally nothing about you.
As for the other three, I just heard you were all inactive.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 1:35:19 GMT
Snow Leopard
You have the activity and sociability to be an excellent player. You are very good at making people like you. You are a very fluffy animal. You can be a very good player if you learn how to just lay back and trust other people and don't worry about making a ton of alliances and voting blocks and whatever. And also learn that tribal lines are almost never the be-all-end-all in this game. If you had done absolutely nothing and talked no game with anybody at all, you would have always survived the chocolate tribe. We really wanted to see you do well and we wanted to bring you as far as we could in the game -- even though we knew that you were going to gloriously self destruct sooner or later. Unfortunately it was far sooner than we expected. We also heard you chose to fall on your sword for monk at the end of the hole area, which is a choice I don't think anybody in this game wanted to see. We all wanted to see you come back -- monk was always going to be doomed to be unanimously voted out again due to his one-liner messages. But you? It would have been such a good experience for you to have a second chance to play more laidback. But I don't know the full story of it. I hope you play again, you are a blast.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 1:38:42 GMT
Gummy Bear
Honestly best case scenario, gummy bear becomes active again and we can take a shot at Bees VIA Grogu. We enjoyed the brief time we spent with you, and we remember for enjoyable conversation. You said you had to go get busy for postsecondary education so good luck with that.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 1:41:33 GMT
Zero III
I never met you, but I heard you were an entertaining overplayer. I look forwards to reading your confessional, or if you didn't post in it, others confessionals about you.
I also heard you were the heartless monster who took out snow leopard and swiftly received justice for it.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 1:42:24 GMT
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 2:00:00 GMT
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan Hello Hare! We have checked into the meeting You a speedy little thing.. Your cute! I cant wait to meet tortoise whenever he manages to finally make it to the new tribe! poor guy. no one to even carry him over here! Hopefully he is here for the weekend! Do you like to be pet and cuddled? Look at those little ears! I am BCL ( Beach Club Linday) so nice to meet you! I live in MST. Between myself and the other Lindsay Mean Girl Linday (MGL) we usually sign off on our posts. we are both a Hot mess and love tequila, Rum and to partay!!! Isnt MGL so cute! Just wait until she lets her hair down! Perhaps she is letting her hair down now! e-girl detected I think voting you out was the first big move of the game. It was for sure an exciting round, with Dave mis-sending me a PM implying he wanted to vote me out, and exposing you in the process. His message made it seem like you were super tight and that bees was going to be the target and I was about to become a victim of individual immunity.
You were very fun and pleasant to talk to about small and silly things. I enjoyed sending you messages like the paw patrol thing, but I think at that point in the game we were already on the third tribe, and I didn't really have the energy to roleplay as a rabbit anymore. I was ready to start making moves. Apparently a dave-maggie-lindsays trio was a common fear until you were voted off.
All in all it was a very exciting and political experience and I enjoyed that a lot.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 2:02:04 GMT
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis
Everything I know about you I heard from avocado.
Which is to say, only some vaguely game related stuff then you went afk and were voted out 4-1. yeah i really got nothing here man
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 2:12:57 GMT
Monk Well, we exchanged some one-liners.
When we started exchanging two-liners after you came back from the hole, I got really excited.
I guess the beef tribe wasn't as excited as I was.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 2:18:23 GMT
Ranger
Ah, this is my fifth time being stranded on a deserted island. Fear not, I will tame the local boar and train them in signaling planes. (I will return in a few hours to speak to you all!) ranger is literally gex, but instead of dated celebrity jokes, it's animals I guess if I could describe you in one word it would be burnout. You went from lively and making obscure animal references in every message, to completely "apathetic", in your own words.
Not really sure what happened there. I think you were supposed to be a number for the maroon 4 alliance (avo/us/droids/bard), and we totally could have saved you that round if the five us had voted for dark rey 5-3-1-1-1. So I regret that a little bit, but not a ton since it seems like you were done with this game anyways.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 4:39:59 GMT
Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's
So who here is ready for dave to get pinned as a massive social threat for all his public posts and be voted out in 10~8th place? i am (posted from maroon tribe) You get the award for the person who suffered the most punishment in this game. You also get the award of best case study of how to be seen as a gigantic threat.
1. Your character was a CEO/leader 2. You made a lot of public posts 3. You did well in challenges 4. You were an active player playing the game.
To make matters worse, you never met some important players I was allied with (avo/bard) until merge, so I spent a lot of effort painting you as a big threat and a leader because I knew that conflict was naturally going to arise, so I just added fuel to the fire.
Really you didn't deserve any of the bad reputation you got. If I understand your position correctly, you were actually pretty poorly connected, the real "leader" of your side was maggie smith, and you were just a figurehead for her -- like how droids was a figurehead for bard. I've learned the hard way in the past that all it takes is one bad tribal phase to get set up for an unwinnable merge, and your one bad tribe phase was the lindsay vote.
So, I know destroying people's reputations is part of the game but I hope you didn't take it too hard.
I kept the hamburger making advice you gave me and I intend to use it. And you also get another award for actually sending me a PM that influenced my dreams the next night from that wendys grill skills training video. That was awesome. If we were on the olive tribe to start, maybe I would have been working with you and maggie to slander avocado and bard.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 5:01:03 GMT
C-3P0 & R2-D2
the hell are we doing why would we idol out droids lets do someone else??? YO ok i can get down with that wanna vote for bees instead? we might have droids go anyway but it would be funny i can;t do bees he thinsk i like him magggie y/n do you like cleric y/n do you like rey y/n i want to do bees more than maggie but thats chill with me if this actually gets maggie killed i will lol GOD we have such big brains i cant wait for bard to not idol and then we look like clowns GOD that would be fricken funny but no im 90% sure he has oen We had an interesting relationship together.
On maroon, I was completely convinced you and bees were against us and I had to take you out ASAP. I made lots of plans to have you be the vote over grogu, but then you won individual immunity. And then it was revealed to me through avocado that you were actually serious about being loyal to this tribe. So that was probably a good thing! Then we immediately became close allies, and I went to work destroying grogu's reputation so we could vote him off and go far together.
We got even closer at shipwreck, and at merge we co-ordinated an F2 together. This was a result of tortoise and I having a war room discussion in our discord chat about how we wanted to navigate through merge. We really wanted to go to the end with you and we loved working together. This feeling lasted for about 24 hours, which is about how long it was between us proposing an F2 and you proposing a bees blindside. And then you gave your item to grogu which was also huge misplay. We quickly realized in horror that we had made an F2 with an overplayer.
Even still, we wanted to keep working with you (knowing you would probably self destruct before us...), and we put our game on the line to try to save you when bard played his idol at the last minute. I'm really interested to see who you two were and see what your hydra dynamic was like. If it was just one of you going off and making these crazy plays or if both of you were signing off on these wild moves.
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 5:59:49 GMT
Bonobo also i think i forgot to post this in the confessional finally we don't have to fake being friends right but bonobo posted this on the same refresh that I saw the theme change so yeah SUCK IT BONOBO ONE MISTAKE IS ALL IT TAKES TO END YOUR TERRIBLE GOAT GAME DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE AVOCADO AND I ARE THROWING TO END YOUR LIFE ok just wanted to update you that like an hour in avo just straight up told me he's voting bees if we go to tribal here and wants to be temporary friends I don;'t know how much you wanted to distance yourself from the maroon 4 alliance but that doesn't sound too bad of an offer? also, want to coordinate numbers for the prime idol? with like 8 (9?) people playing, it'll probably be easier to actually pick it up these rounds. i want to hold on to an item at least ONCE in this game! ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm did i misinterpret his message from earlier? ... ... i was SEETHING at him. and he just hops in like he did nothing wrong? damn bro like you hit a nerve man. you called us fake friends and it was hit home because I thought cleric leaked me selling out bonboo out back to bonobo, and his reaction was to call us fake friends. and you know what though? it offended me because it was true. WE ARE FAKE FRIENDS. IM THROWING THIS CHALLENGE TO KILL YOU, THATS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU BONOBO. DON'T BE NICE TO ME, I'M IN A POWER TRIP RIGHT NOW i feel like the "fake friends message" MAY have been one of his bonobo jokes so let me just preface round this for the specs by saying that this upcoming co-ordinated challenge throw and blindside is purely tongue in cheek You're probably looking at those quotes and thinking "literally what", but I swear can explain. Let's start from the beginning, if we can. Meeting you on the animal tribe I identified you as someone I wanted to work with. You were chill and fun, and less liable to self destruct than snow leapord. On chocolate, we cruised through with relatively no problems, snow lepps notwithstanding. But as soon as we swapped away our problems began. Tortoise expressed doubts about you, that you would be in with people from the other tribes, and that you were sneaky. When we met up again on the red tribe, Dave's message that you were a trio with lindsay and dave was worrying, but not the end of the world. You had our backs and saved us over Lindsay. That may have been a fatal mistake.
When we met again at shipwreck and then merge, I was never really sure where you stood. You were doing an extremely good job of hiding your connections to other people, but in hiding your connections it also made us worried about you. This made you the common enemy of the Maroon 4 -- save for maybe dark rey, everyone else was somebody's side piece except for you. But because you were able to manage your threat level so well, Dave was targeted instead of you and voted out. Working closely with grogu and following the flow of information, I managed to identify that you had a relationship with grogu, and that grogu, who was in power, likely saw you as someone he wanted to take to endgame. Not only that, you were seen as rather low threat level by a lot of people, which ironically is something extremely threatening since it makes you very likely to make it far in the game.
So I felt a lingering unease towards you, which was urged on by tortoise, and to make matters worse, you just kept sending us these jokes. First we bid the same number at the auction and you said we were enemies for real. That was a funny joke, I played along with it. Then you started pushing a narrative about how cleric was joining the maroon 4 after droids was gone, and I immediately sold you out back to cleric. And then you sent me the message "finally we don't have to fake being friends right", which I completely missed the previous context of, and interpreted it like cleric leaked it back to you and you were calling me out. To make matters worse, you sent this message first thing before the swap. I instantly sent a message to avocado: "I will go to firemaking to kill bonobo". I was pissed off. I started pacing around my house and thinking about how I could get avocado and bees (both my allies) to stop going at each other and get you out instead. I hatched a plan with avocado to get him the idol through numbers co-ordination and throw the challenge so we could vote you out and keep bard around. I actually figured out the challenge easily, and thought 3/6 was a bad score, so I submitted that. Then I convinced both avo and bees to chill for one round because you couldn't be trusted going into the mid merge before we juiced you for all the information we could about maggie and the other people we didn't know about.
I don't know who you were really close with, and I would be interested to find out if you kept a good confessional.
Anyways, be careful who you make your jokes to next time. They can really affect people
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Post by The Tortoise & The Hare on Feb 27, 2021 6:33:24 GMT
Bard
my inbox has been flooded with SUDDEN BARD SHIFT um, .... ok this SUDDEN BARD SHIFT appears to be a mirage caused by droids voters preferring mail in ballots
Of the maroon four members, we were the least close to you. I'm not sure what it was exactly that got you painted as a BigThreat: if it was your items, or your loveable personality or what, but it wasn't us. We had F2 deals with everyone in the alliance but you, since we knew you would end up being a shield or getting idoled out or otherwise destroyed by items. Towards the end we were just hoping we could use you to take a shot at grogu before you went down - unfortunately it didn't end up shaking out.
Ultimately working with you as a big shield ended up paying off, as you saved us from an unexpected blindside lead by maggie. Apparently you were in on it too so.... karma I guess~
I feel like I should have a lot more to write here but I don't.
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