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Post by Grogu on Feb 5, 2021 16:30:32 GMT
i almost considered inventing my own spectators to post here and talk to but you guys don't deserve the entertainment
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Post by Owen Wilson as Kenny Bostick on Feb 5, 2021 16:53:19 GMT
I don't need any help, I'm a professional, record-setting watcher. It's usually birds, but trust me, I've seen everything, a baby yoda is nothing to me. Actually calling me a spectator makes me sound too passive since I'm out there speeding from confessional to confessional, scrambling over rocks, whatever it takes!
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Post by Grogu on Feb 5, 2021 20:09:08 GMT
baby you ain't seen nothin like me
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Gray Wolf
Monsters of the Construction Site
Posts: 80
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Post by Gray Wolf on Feb 5, 2021 20:12:38 GMT
i almost considered inventing my own spectators to post here and talk to but you guys don't deserve the entertainment do you like my pirate hat
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Post by Grogu on Feb 5, 2021 22:48:56 GMT
i almost considered inventing my own spectators to post here and talk to but you guys don't deserve the entertainment do you like my pirate hat no
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Post by Grogu on Feb 5, 2021 22:49:06 GMT
(Okay I lied, yes)
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Post by Grogu on Feb 5, 2021 22:49:31 GMT
am i getting fuckin trolled here i know this is Survivor NAH 2 in spirit but DAMN (this is obviously a snip of the PM but starting it like THAT!? really)
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Post by Supervisor Silverclaw on Feb 5, 2021 23:14:18 GMT
Haha yeah
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Gray Wolf
Monsters of the Construction Site
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Post by Gray Wolf on Feb 6, 2021 0:51:07 GMT
haha yeah
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Post by OperatorMeme on Feb 6, 2021 1:19:46 GMT
hahah yea
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Post by Grogu on Feb 6, 2021 1:27:59 GMT
haha fuck all of you
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Post by Grogu on Feb 9, 2021 21:06:02 GMT
HOOOO BOY
I've kinda stepped in it with this TC lol but nobody seems to know it was me.
So let's see. Bard told me that Avo wanted Rey out, and also told me T/H were "concerned" about being eliminated this round.
Of course, I ask T/H why they're concerned, and they get pissed that Bard would say that and tell me they're now distrustful of Bard for spreading stuff that could get them targeted. OOPS.
Then... Droids tells me Rey is pushing for Dave. So I'm like, what? I go to Rey, "Why're you pushing Dave, he's one of Maggie's allies?" And Rey like, flies off the handle about that. Somehow instead of being mad at Droids she winds up mad at Avocado (again, because I think I'm the one who leaked to people that Avo wanted Rey out).
So... now this round we've got Rey vs Dave, all because Rey didn't ACTUALLY want to push Dave, but people thought she did, so people got mad. Ranger is firmly in the Avo/Bard camp.
But... I've got me/Maggie/Bonobo/Rey wanting to make a move here. I'm drip-feeding T/H and Bees information. Bees just took the bait and told me "It's funny how things only get confusing when Avocado is around". T/H are already distrusting of Bard and might see an Avocado vote as a way to shake up the game. Then there's just whatever Dave wants to do. If Maggie can do damage control here and convince Dave Rey didn't want to target him, he may be willing to take a leap with us against Avocado this round.
What's probably going to happen here, though, is that Rey is going to get voted out bc nobody's gonna make any decisions until like 2 hours before deadline.
I fucking hate this game.
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Post by Grogu on Feb 9, 2021 23:51:09 GMT
WELP HERE WE GO
The game is very clearly divided along these lines:
Droids/Bard/Avocado/Ranger/T&H vs. Dave/Maggie/Bees/Rey/Bonobo.
And i'm dead in the middle. Each side even lines up pretty perfectly IMO.
Droids/Dave: The challenge leaders, the ones everyone is mustering around to protect Maggie/Bard: The whips, the second hand people, the ones who work the social magic to make things happen Bees/Avocado: The ones whose loyalty is probably most for sale for the right dollar amount, but they're more than comfortable blending into the background with their group for now Rey/Ranger: More inactive, less connected ones who are being white knighted by their respective sides T&H/Bonobo: Have tentative loyalties on each side but are... rather pragmatic about it overall.
At the 11th hour Droids is going for a Hail Mary play against Bees to take out "one of Dave's numbers" here. I am needed as the sixth vote there. I can either go along with it, or blow up Droids spot.
I'm... probably gonna blow up his spot BUT HOW POETIC TO BLINDSIDE BEES AFTER BEES BLINDSIDED ME?
God. I'm so conflicted. Destroy Droids or blindside Bees?
Which one gets me further?
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Post by Grogu on Feb 10, 2021 2:28:16 GMT
I decided to make Droids my bitch instead by not telling Bees and making sure they know they owe me here.
Until I get bored then maybe I'll just tell Bees for the hell of it.
Hmmm.
Anyway, for the time being I'm positioned pretty well. I can see people starting to try to abandon ship on the Avo/Bard/Droids/TH side of things. Maybe next round I can go with them onto Dave, then clap back onto Droids the following round. Or vice versa. Dave isn't talking to me. Literally, like, what the fuck is this game?
Zero activity from Ranger or Avocado or Dave in my PMs.
So my plan is... try to play the middle as much as possible moving forward. I think my ideal F3 would probably be like, me/Rey/Bonobo or something? But a more viable F3 that I could actually pull off would be me/T&H/Bonobo maybe. I just don't know if I win that.
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Post by Grogu on Feb 10, 2021 4:21:08 GMT
This is so interesting.
I've navigated myself into a really good spot.
Avo/Bard/T&H are definitely underestimating me and think I'm just a pawn.
I'm gonna try to play this right down the middle. Flip back and forth each round. Will it work? Surely not. T&H knows exactly what I'm doing with this lol. Bonobo probably wants to be in the same spot I do tbh.
But... right now we have both sides chomping at the bit. Droids wants Dave weakened. Bees is pissed at Droids (and by extention, Avo/Bard/T&H as well). Dave vs Droids is gonna line up to be a knock down drag out slugfest at some point unless the two of them wise up and try to work together.
I have no idea how Dave and Droids became the dominant forces in this game. It's so abundantly clear to me that Bard and Avocado and Maggie are much, much bigger threats to run the table on people. Hell, I think I'm threatening too! People just don't see it yet...
Next round, I'm trying to get a shot on Dave lined up. Flush an idol if he has one, take out a number from the MagReyDaveBonBees side of things (the MRDBB if you will) so that DroidAvoBardTort (DAB-T if you will) think they can work with me more.
From there? I think I have enough clout to stay protected. I likely need to take a shot at Bard when numbers are lower and they're vulnerable. If they get FTC they win this game and nobody else sees that for some reason. I think Bees has his finger in more pies.
The thing is... if I can line the jury with the bodies of the people who voted me out after I've used them to help me weaken the Dave side of the equation... that's a pretty good jury story right? "How can you be mad at me for voting you out after you did the same thing to me". It's a Kill Bill style tale of bloody revenge, ending with me having a seat at FTC. How fucking cool would that be? I think it'd be pretty dope.
But... if I take them all out too quickly, there'll be nobody left to help me take out the threats on the OTHER side. Outside of Dave, who is there? I mean, I could probably beat Rey? Maggie is iffy, she was more well connected but overall I think the fact I got her to be my shield so I could play the middle and do what's best for my game would be hella convincing.
I'm overeager for this. It'll probably end in tragedy, like me getting blindsided at F6 or something. Then I'll go sulk on the jury about how I almost had this really cool game.
If I want to achieve that game then it's gotta be: Step 1: Take out Dave to fragment that alliance. (That I'm a part of.) Step 2: Line the battlefield with the bodies of my usurpers. Avocado, Droids, Bees, T&H. This gets me to F5. Step 3: Enter F5 with Bard as the obvious target for social game. If Bard is immune, play up how Maggie was connected to Dave and brought the "alliance" together. Step 4: Take out the other one, hopefully, at F4. Step 5: FTC F3 with me, Rey, and Bonobo? Run the risk of Bonobo winning just bc he didn't get voted out ever, but I think I can make a compelling case to be the (first?) returnee winner of a Survivor game? If we go to F2, I basically either tell Rey "if you go with Bonobo he wins bc he didn't get voted out" or I somehow convince bonbobo to take me
Anyway this is just me dreaming out loud, the actual game will look nothing like this, I just like to scheme n dream
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