Post by Architect Pine on Jan 19, 2021 1:05:40 GMT
Bad news, folks!
It looks like someone complained about all our safety violations (read: holes) to HR. We of course immediately threw the offender (Monk) into a hole.
Unfortunately, that enlightened solution didn't make the issue go away. Personally, I think all problems thrown in holes cease to be problems, but whatever. That means we have to make some "changes" around here to show that we are "doing something about it."
I'm going to need all of you to fill out form 02A-F3 waiving all hole liability, form 15Q-L3 rendering Silverclaw, CaptainMeme, and Pine (hereafter referred to as "The Mods" blameless, form 20C-B1 authorizing compensation to The Mods from your pay for any medical care associated with holes, and of course for 01A-A1 indemnifying The Mods of all responsibility for your safety whatsoever. Especially as relates to holes.
Wait, where did Avocado and The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis go?
Oh no! Did they take form 20C-B2???
But 20C-B2 requires a completed 17F-H3, and the only way to get one is with a verified 31K-A1, and the only way to get that is with a stamped 20C-B2!
It looks like they are...
LOST IN THE BUREAUCRACY!!!!!1!
As of now, you may not communicate with Avocado and The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis.
May Mod have mercy on their souls...
Anyway, I'll need the rest of you to form these orderly queues, and we'll get all of your hole-related paperwork sorted.
Maroon:
{Bard}, {...Bees?}, {Grogu}
{Gummy Bear}, {The Tortoise & The Hare}, {C-3P0 & R2-D2}
Tyrian Purple:
{Bonobo}, {Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's}, {Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan}
{Maggie Smith}, {Ranger}, {Zero III}
A new challenge will be posted soon but...I can tell you now it's going to take us some time to sort out this mess. Maybe you can take an unpaid break.
